Posted on 10/07/2022 5:21:34 PM PDT by Kazan
More than 15,000 randy Ukrainians are literally planning to go out with a bang in the event of a nuclear attack on their country.
That is the number of people who have signed up to an online invitation on the Telegram messaging service to join in an orgy on a hill outside Kyiv if Vladimir Putin reaches for the red button.
The mass sex party would take place at Shchekavystsa and those attending would be invited to decorate their hands with stripes to denote their carnal preferences – three stripes would be for anal sex enthusiasts and four stripes for oral sex fans.
Organisers have also posted the following claim online: "They say that all the apartments with a view of Shchekavystsa have for some reason disappeared from real estate sites."
Explaining how the plan epitomises the Ukrainian spirit, a local woman told Radio Free Europe: "It’s the opposite of despair. Even in the worst-case scenario, people will look for something good. That’s the mega-optimism of Ukrainians."
A man added: "It’s an attempt to show that the more they try to scare us, the more we will transform it into something else."
When an air-raid siren was sounded last week, one member of the orgy group even posted excitedly: "Is it time?" with a smiley face – a comment that received just under 600 smiley-faced responses.
In Kyiv, meanwhile, preparations are being made for if Putin does order a nuclear blast with chemists stocking radiation pills, as they are in neighbouring countries like Poland.
Cyprus is more further afield, but reports are suggesting that residents on the Mediterranean island are concerned that the country's pharmacists do not stock iodine pills and only have dietary iodine supplements available, which offer no protection in the case of a nuclear event.
And, earlier this week, The Times claimed that NATO has warned its member countries that Putin could conduct a nuclear test on Ukraine's borders.
None of that is dampening the ardour of the Telegram group, though, and a splinter faction are now planning a separate orgy on Derybasivska Street in Odessa.
Tesla chief Elon Musk will not be welcome at either, however, having made suggestions on how the Russian invasion could be ended that upset Ukrainians and their president Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
The Orgy on Shchekavystsa group responded by posting: "Official statement: As of today, Elon Musk is persona non grata in Shchekavystsa."
Any excuse to get laid...
Now I’m divided on which army to volunteer for. Putins Proud Protectors or Ukrainian Undressed Unfaithfuls. Decisions, decisions, decisions.
There is a pantheist component in nazism. In some ways the nazis saw killing Jews in a sacrificial sense. This kind of orgy thing predates Christianity. It was contained but never eliminated.
Anything is better than neo-Nazis unless you are one yourself, which I wouldn’t doubt you are.
I’m suprised they organised a child sacrifice event as well
“… The mass sex party would take place at Shchekavystsa and those attending would be invited to decorate their hands with stripes to denote their carnal preferences – three stripes would be for anal sex enthusiasts and four stripes for oral sex fans.…”
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And wear a blue armband if you like sheep or a yellow armband if you like donkeys. 😂
Haven’t orgainised I should say. Also throw in a coven gathering
“More from the land of neo-Nazis and Soros that we’ve spent tens of billions of dollars on.”
Oh, get off it. At least give them credit for wanting to die with a smile on their faces.
You must be jealous.
Can’t wait for this episode of Frank Capra’s “Why We Fight”.
Monkey Poc,Monkey Poc.
So you cool with paganism’s depravity. The Carthaginians were still sacrificing children in their depravity, it even perplexed the savage Romans. If you gonna die, at least die in a dignified non depraved manner. Like the christians who kneeled on a beach when slaughtered by rag heads. They didnt get down and start screwing each other in the ass
Like they will have time to actually assemble upon the hill. Sounds more like a joke, than a serious commitment. 🙂
Looks like they will survive to me.
Oops, wrong thread. 😋
This, from Morning Prayers of both the Orthodox Church and the Eastern Catholic Church, both with a presence in Ukraine:
“Yea, O LORD, by your Holy Spirit, teach me good judgment and knowledge. Grant me to know your truth before I go down into the grave. Maintain my life in this world until I may offer unto you worthy repentance. Take me not away in the midst of my days, nor while my mind is still blind. When you shall be pleased to bring my life to an end, forewarn me that I may prepare my soul to come before you.”
That’s a better plan.
Maybe not. I think it belongs here.
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