Here we’ve just getting past the “tripledemic,” when a new cutesy term gets coined. Honestly, when I become king, there’s going to be hell to pay for people who come up with these
“Honestly, when I become king, there’s going to be hell to pay for people who come up with these”
You mean after your kingscension?
“when a new cutesy term gets coined”
This wouldn’t be a story were it not for the the “kidults” hook.
Adults have been buying toys for themselves for centuries.
Not just “king”. My goal is “Unquestioned Lord and Ruler of the Cosmos”.
I will require paper towels in every restroom, not just those damn blowers. And because I’m in the trucking industry, I will require that all loading docks will be far enough apart than you can swing trailer doors open or shut.
Those are just two of the things I will decree. There are others, but I can’t remember them right now.