Posted on 01/05/2024 2:38:32 PM PST by Reno89519
Former President Donald Trump is now at the “go to any lengths necessary” stage of his public career to get attention. To wit? He just posted a satirical version of Paul Harvey’s famous “So God Made a Farmer” video in which HE is the subject.
And yes, it’s just as creepy and a messianic bit of messaging that will cause many to cringe but others to fall to their knees in supplication.
The former president shared the video on his Truth Social account and was included in a slew of “joking but not joking” and over-the-top political videos for which Trump is known.
Read the full text of the video:
And on June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his plan Paradise, and said, I need a caretaker. So God gave us Trump.
God said, I need somebody willing to get up before dawn. Fix this country. Work all day. Fight the Marxists. Eat supper. Then go to the Oval Office and stay past midnight. And a meeting of the heads of state. So God made Trump.
I need somebody with arms strong enough to wrestle the deep state, and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild. Somebody to ruffle the feathers. Tame the cantankerous World Economic Forum. Come home hungry. Have to wait until the First Lady is done with lunch with friends. Then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon and mean it. So God gave us Trump.
I need somebody who can shape an ax but wield a sword. Who had the courage to step foot in North Korea? Who can make money from the tar of the sand turned liquid to gold? Who understands the difference between tariffs and inflation? We’ll finish this 40 hour week by Tuesday noon, but then put in another 72 hours. So God made Trump.
God had to have somebody willing to go into the den of vipers. Call out the fake news for their tongues as sharp as serpents. The poison of vipers is on their lips. And yet. Stop. So God made Trump.
God said, I need somebody who will be strong and courageous, who will not be afraid or terrified of the wolves when they attack a man who cares for the flock. A shepherd to mankind who will never leave nor forsake them. I need the most diligent worker to follow the path and remain strong in faith and know the belief of God and country. Somebody who is willing to drill, bring back manufacturing and American jobs. Farm the lands. Secure our borders. Build our military. Fight the system all day and finish a hard weeks. Work by attending church on Sunday. And then his oldest son turns and says, God, let’s make America great again, dad. Let’s build back a country to be the envy of the world again. So God made Trump.
Well, your humorectomy was successful....
And that is why DeSantis will never be President. He and his supporters have no sense of humor.
AGREE.. You're right.. unfortunately those that are "BLIND" (Liberals) CANNOT see that this is TRUE!
I don’t joke about God, nor religion. That doesn’t mean I lack a sense of humor.
Stop
It’s a cover like many songs have done over the years
Luke 22:26 But ye shall not be so: but he that is greatest among you, let him be as the younger; and he that is chief, as he that doth serve.
27 For whether is greater, he that sitteth at meat, or he that serveth? is not he that sitteth at meat? but I am among you as he that serveth.
We are called to serve God and to serve others according to God’s Will.
Just as I thought. No answer. No alternative. Just shoot stuff down without an alternative. The disease of the Right “conservatives”. The way the Left usually wins because the conservative Right has no freaking clue what its really after - just knows how to shoot stuff down that they don’t like the sound of.
BTW, legal mandatory authority says Vivek is an NBC (United States v. Wong Kim Ark, 169 U.S. 649 (1898)). Read it, you might learn something.
Remember Cyrus, among others...
Some people are looking for any reason not to support Pres. Trump because they wish to appear “reasonable” to the elitists because it is fashionable.
Shame on them. Support him or not as you will but for the sake of future generations, do so or not for real reasons; if you think a globalist socialist country is a better option or, conversely, a constitutional, limited govt provides a better future.
Actually the statement you just made disproves the point. No sense of humor just like your candidate.
Describes the OP.
Put your hope in the return of Jesus. He will save the world.
Everybody has germs. If Trump was having his dates checked by doctors, it wasn’t for germs, it was for STDs. Those are hard to explain to wives.
I voted for Jimmy Carter because he was a Christian. Huge mistake.
On the eighth day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, “I need a protector.” So God made Trump.
God said “I need somebody willing get up before dawn, kiss his family goodbye, travel thousands of miles for no other reason than to serve the people, to save their jobs, their livelihoods, their liberty, their happiness.” So God made Trump.
God said “I need someone to be strong, advocate truth in the midst of hysteria, someone who challenges conventional wisdom, and isn’t afraid to defend what he knows to be right and just.” So God made Trump.
God said “I need someone who will take the arrows, stand firm in the wake of unrelenting attacks, look a mother in the eyes and tell her that her child will be in school, she can keep her job, go to church, eat dinner with friends, hold the hand of an aging parent taking their breath for the last time.” So God made Trump.
God said “I need a family man, a man who would laugh and then sigh and then reply with smiling eyes when his daughter says she wants to spend her life doing what dad does.” So God made Trump.
Trump does not walk on water but he sure did a pretty good job when he was in office. As for his personal life, I strongly suspect most, if not all, of the elected and appointed perfumed princes are pretty despicable too, they are just hypocrites. They own the msm, so their misdeeds seldom see the light of day.
Why did God send Biden, Obama and Hillary to destroy the nation?
Maybe the same reason Israel in the Bible got beat up so often -— because they had forgotten God or just given him lip service. Send Biden? Or allowed? God only knows. But imho, God is allowing things to get so bad, so people will not only turn to Him, but be eager to vote for a conservative.
Just because it was created, does not mean it was intended as a joke. There are enough who believe that Trump was sent by heaven, for various reasons. For all we know the person who created this video was inspired by the Lord himself.
Trump loyalists will appreciate the video. The others throw up in their mouth a little.
Indeed, King David committed adultery and then arranged to have the husband killed. Yet despite that, God called him a man after his own heart. Further, God promised David that his throne would last forever. Learn your Bible before you start tearing down Trump.
Does anyone else here sometimes wonder if Trump might be the restrainer the Bible speaks of?
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