Posted on 01/10/2024 2:08:04 PM PST by libh8er
Plane passengers have been horrified after a fellow traveler pooped their pants on their flight - and left the feces 'spread out like peanut butter' all over the seat.
One of the disgusted travelers took to Reddit to share their dismay over the situation - and it quickly went viral, while sparking some suggestions that it may have been a fabricated story.
The Reddit user explained that they were on an early morning Delta flight from Birmingham, Alabama, to Atlanta, Georgia, with their eight-year-old daughter on Christmas Eve, and about 20 minutes after takeoff, they started to smell something 'terrible.'
At first, they feared that their daughter might have had an accident, but the youngster insisted that she hadn't.
The traveler said the horrid scent lingered for the rest of the plane ride - and it wasn't until after they landed and they began to disembark that they discovered the cause.
On their way out, the Reddit user said they noticed that one of the chairs about eight rows ahead of where they had been seated was 'covered' in 's**t.'
They said the defecation had engulfed the entire area - including the bottom and back of the seat.
'Me and my daughter were headed to Key West on Christmas Eve and had to take a connecting flight from Birmingham to Atlanta,' they wrote.
'About 20 minutes into flight I get a terrible smell and asked my daughter if she has [pooped] (she's eight).
'She denies any wrong-doing and the smell lingers for the rest of the flight. Upon exiting the plane, eight rows in front of me, [I see] someone had s**t all in their seat.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Doesn’t Biden have the use of Air Force 1?
Probably someone on ozempic or mounjaro; one of the nasty side effects can be uncontrolled diarrhea, with no warning.
Just think. Dr. Jill has to deal with this every day.
It happens
Maybe someone misunderstood the phrase “three sheets to the wind” and tried to implement it up in a plane
Have fun with that I simply won’t get on those things anymore
Journalists...! It sounds like someone with a bowel problem and an accident, not purposeful as the headline would seem to imply. How embarrassing, and now have to live with this posted worldwide. Sad. The Golden Rules still applies.
Lloyd Austin hails from Alabama.
Just sayin’.
“Maybe someone misunderstood the phrase “three sheets to the wind” and tried to implement it up in a plane”
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Instead of “sheets” they thought it was poops. And “to the wind” means while flying.
The next door neighbor of the prostate are the bowels.
Biden no longer has to do #2 when flying.
Her husband walks around with a peanut butter sandwich behind him
Or with Crohn’s Disease
I’ve read that Glucophage (Metformin) tablets have the same effect. They must divert excess blood sugar to the patients’ GI tracts and cause dumping syndrome from the unexpected sugar content there. Yikes!
Calling Greg Gutfeld
Birmingham is only about 150 miles from Atlanta, so if I had to travel between those two cities, I would go by car. And I would probably get there faster, not having to hassle with parking, airport shuttles, check-in, security, and baggage claim.
Matformin intolerance means that as soon as the metformin residue meets any moisture in the bowel, everything is immediately evacuated. I had to stop using metformin after more than 20 years due to the issue.
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