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David Letterman's Opening Monologue
David Letterman Show | 9-19-01 | D. Letterman

Posted on 09/19/2001 1:34:49 PM PDT by PaulJ

David Letterman's remarks on September 17, 2001...

cold opening and applause

Thank you very much.

Welcome to the Late Show. This is our first show on the air since New York and Washington were attacked, and I need to ask your patience and indulgence here because I want to say a few things, and believe me, sadly, I'm not going to be saying anything new, and in the past week others have said what I will be saying here tonight far more eloquently than I'm equipped to do.

But, if we are going to continue to do shows, I just need to hear myself talk for a couple of minutes, and so that's what I'm going to do here.

It's terribly sad here in New York City. We've lost five thousand fellow New Yorkers, and you can feel it. You can feel it. You can see it. It's terribly sad. Terribly, terribly sad. And watching all of this, I wasn't sure that I should be doing a television show, because for twenty years we've been in the city, making fun of everything, making fun of the city, making fun of my hair, making fun of Paul... well...

So, to come to this circumstance that is so desperately sad, I don't trust my judgment in matters like this, but I'll tell you the reason that I am doing a show and the reason I am back to work is because of Mayor Giuliani.

Very early on, after the attack, and how strange does it sound to invoke that phrase, "after the attack?", Mayor Giuliani encouraged us -- and here lately implored us -- to go back to our lives, go on living, continue trying to make New York City the place that it should be. And because of him, I'm here tonight.

And I just want to say one other thing about Mayor Giuliani: As this began, and if you were like me, and in many respects, God, I hope you're not. But in this one small measure, if you're like me, and you're watching and you're confused and depressed and irritated and angry and full of grief, and you don't know how to behave and you're not sure what to do and you don't really... because we've never been through this before... all you had to do at any moment was watch the Mayor. Watch how this guy behaved. Watch how this guy conducted himself. Watch what this guy did. Listen to what this guy said. Rudolph Giuliani is the personification of courage.

applause

And it's very simple... there is only one requirement for any of us, and that is to be courageous, because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And I believe, because I've done a little of this myself, pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing. He's an amazing man, and far, far better than we could have hoped for. To run the city in the midst of this obscene chaos and attack, and also demonstrate human dignity... my God... who can do that? That's a pretty short list. The twenty years we've been here in New York City, we've worked closely with police officers and the fire fighters and...

applause

...and fortunately, most of us don't really have to think too much about what these men and women do on a daily basis, and the phrase New York's finest and New York's bravest, you know, did it mean anything to us personally, firsthand? Well, maybe, hopefully, but probably not. But boy, it means something now, doesn't it? They put themselves in harm's way to protect people like us, and the men and women, the fire fighters and the police department who are lost are going to be missed by this city for a very, very long time. And I, and my hope for myself and everybody else, not only in New York but everywhere, is that we never, ever take these people for granted... absolutely never take them for granted.

applause

I just want to go through this, and again, forgive me if this is more for me than it is for people watching, I'm sorry, but uh, I just, I have to go through this, I'm...

The reason we were attacked, the reason these people are dead, these people are missing and dead, and they weren't doing anything wrong, they were living their lives, they were going to work, they were traveling, they were doing what they normally do. As I understand it (and my understanding of this is vague at best), another smaller group of people stole some airplanes and crashed them into buildings. And we're told that they were zealots, fueled by religious fervor... religious fervor. And if you live to be a thousand years old, will that make any sense to you? Will that make any Goddamned sense? Whew.

I'll tell you about a thing that happened last night. There's a town in Montana by the name of Choteau. It's about a hundred miles south of the Canadian border. And I know a little something about this town. It's 1,600 people. 1,600 people. And it's an ag-business community, which means farming and ranching. And Montana's been in the middle of a drought for... I don't know... three years? And if you've got no rain, you can't grow anything. And if you can't grow anything, you can't farm, and if you can't grow anything, you can't ranch, because the cattle don't have anything to eat, and that's the way life is in a small town. 1,600 people.
Last night at the high school auditorium in Choteau, Montana, they had a rally, home of the Bulldogs, by the way... they had a rally for New York City. And not just a rally for New York City, but a rally to raise money... to raise money for New York City. And if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about the... the spirit of the United States, then I can't help you. I'm sorry.

applause

And I have one more thing to say, and then, thank God, Regis is here, so we have something to make fun of.

If you didn't believe it before, and it's easy to understand how you might have been skeptical on this point, if you didn't believe it before, you can absolutely believe it now... New York City is the greatest city in the world.

lengthy applause

We're going to try and feel our way through this, and we'll just see how it goes... take it a day at a time. We're lucky enough tonight to have two fantastic representatives of this town, Dan Rather and Regis Philbin, and we'll be right back.

to commercial


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To: aculeus
Ditto, big time!!!
61 posted on 09/19/2001 5:23:53 PM PDT by BlueAngel
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To: aculeus
I must say I will be watching to see if Letterman or Leno can utter one positive thing about the President through this. Trust me, if it was Bill Clinton they would!!!

Also, there is a "Star Tribute" I guess this Friday on all the major networks ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX(?)to include E and MTV. Some of us are betting they won't have a live feed from the President, or even a taped one. But then some mention they bet Bill Clinton will be there. Anyone want to take bets on that one?? I will.. Bill Clinton will be THE guest of honor!!!! He doesn't have the grace to step aside and let President Bush be the Commander in Chief. He and Hollywood think he is STILL the President. Sad.. very sad. At least the Military are happy, and right now thats what counts!!

62 posted on 09/19/2001 5:45:24 PM PDT by Vets_Husband_and_Wife
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To: Hawkeye's Girl
"...And the reason he said it was important for people to pretend to be courageous even when you aren't is because he was talking about himself."

Of course Letterman was talking about himself when he said the bit about pretending to be courageous. That much is obvious if you try not to bring preconceived notions to the table.

I honestly do NOT think that David Letterman intended to slight Bush when he gave this talk. I think the man sincerely wanted to say what he felt about Rudy and that's the end of it.

If others choose to read secret codes into what he did NOT say, then have at it.

But I have to say that I agree with every word Dave said about Rudy. The man is real.

63 posted on 09/19/2001 7:59:07 PM PDT by Lloyd227 (EcoUmberto@aol.com)
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To: Lloyd227
I honestly do NOT think that David Letterman intended to slight Bush when he gave this talk. I think the man sincerely wanted to say what he felt about Rudy and that's the end of it.

Did you watch the Philbin interview? If so, please explain this:

(accurate paraphrase)

Philbin: Well at least Bush seems to be going about this the right way ...

Letterman (interrupting): So Regis tell us about how you first met Joey Bishop.

If you think this was not an attempt to drop the subject -- President Bush --which Philbin, ever the polite guest, did then I invite you to present another explanation.

Letterman by his facial expression made it plain that he didn't dare speak his mind about Bush. He's made it clear over many months that he considers Bush a lame-brain incompetent.

Letterman said it was important to even 'pretend' one is courageous. He didn't have the decency to 'pretend' he supported the commander-in-chief.

I commend to you Andrew Sullivan's request to Bush's critics to get behind our President. Perhaps Letterman should read it too: SULLIVAN LINK

64 posted on 09/20/2001 7:17:34 AM PDT by aculeus
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To: RoseofTexas
Not one single word about the excellent job our Prez has been doing...so sad!

I saw it live and I kept waiting for the *Boy, have we under-estimated W* line, which never came.

65 posted on 09/20/2001 7:28:29 AM PDT by WIladyconservative
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To: WIladyconservative
I saw it live and I kept waiting for the *Boy, have we under-estimated W* line, which never came.

Thanks for saying that.

Some of us do pay attention.

66 posted on 09/20/2001 7:45:18 AM PDT by aculeus
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To: PaulJ
His use of profanity, however, is disgusting.
67 posted on 09/20/2001 8:38:41 AM PDT by Lucky
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To: Hawkeye's Girl mdwakeup Lloyd227 wlladyconservative Blue Angel Vets Husband_&_Wife
So did he or did he not say anything this week complimentary about President Bush?

I didn't watch all of his shows so I await correction of my opinion as posted above.

68 posted on 09/22/2001 9:15:30 AM PDT by aculeus
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To: PaulJ
Sometimes people will just surprise you with how alike we all are in times like these no matter where they come from,I think Mr. Letterman made his country and his mom proud.
69 posted on 09/22/2001 9:23:30 AM PDT by linn37
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To: Hawkeye's Girl mdwakeup Lloyd227 wlladyconservative Blue Angel Vets Husband_&;_Wife
Bump!
70 posted on 09/22/2001 10:45:39 AM PDT by aculeus
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While I've given up watching Letterman, who's back to being a partisan hack, I remember watching this live -- and this bears repeating:
I'll tell you about a thing that happened last night. There's a town in Montana by the name of Choteau. It's about a hundred miles south of the Canadian border. And I know a little something about this town. It's 1,600 people. 1,600 people. And it's an ag-business community, which means farming and ranching. And Montana's been in the middle of a drought for... I don't know... three years? And if you've got no rain, you can't grow anything. And if you can't grow anything, you can't farm, and if you can't grow anything, you can't ranch, because the cattle don't have anything to eat, and that's the way life is in a small town. 1,600 people.

Last night at the high school auditorium in Choteau, Montana, they had a rally, home of the Bulldogs, by the way... they had a rally for New York City. And not just a rally for New York City, but a rally to raise money... to raise money for New York City. And if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about the... the spirit of the United States, then I can't help you. I'm sorry.

71 posted on 01/31/2006 10:55:07 AM PST by SunkenCiv (In the long run, there is only the short run.)
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