Fine, don't think any of the FReeper crowd is going to let anyone implant a chip in them or their cat. And in no way can I imagine that our President would sign off on such a thing, simply because he is mindful of the prophesy concerning the Last Days.
However, we did come very close to having All Gore leading our current fight. Perhaps God has already shown us mercy in giving us a different leader.
As long as we're quoting Bible verses about mammon, here's a fun one:
"A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things."--Ecclesiastes 10:19