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We Are Crazier Than YOU!!!
Gunny G's Old Salt Marines Forum ^ | Seot 26, 2001 | Unknown

Posted on 09/26/2001 2:48:51 PM PDT by gunnyg

Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2001 17:00:28 -0400 Subject: We are more nuts than YOU From: semperfidave@juno.com | Block Address | Add to Address Book http://www.boortz.com/crazy/ This is a post from a CNN message board: Orion Ramsey - Friday, 09/21/01, 2:35:00pm (#58980 of 58989 ) To those extremists that perpetrated this crime against our nation, I have a warning for you. There are those of us who look at your actions as irrational, twisted, and completely inhuman. By all measures, what you have done can only be seen as insane. I have news for you. We're more nuts than you, and it should scare you s***less. You may think that when you die for your cause, you go to Paradise with 72 virgins, can leave reservations for 70 members of your family, all your sins are forgiven, and you sit at the side of Allah. Big deal. We had 39 guys who rented a Beverly Hills mansion, cut off their nuts, built a web site, and proceeded to poison themselves to death to hitch a ride with aliens out on the Hale-Bopp comet. You shoot guns into the sky to celebrate victories over enemies, and people are killed by the bullets raining down on them. We not only do this for New Year's Eve in some cities, but we burn houses down, tear up streets, loot and sack our stores, and beat our selves senseless when our sports teams win championships. Sports teams! We made a sequel to Police Academy 5. We gave an award for singing to two guys who never even sang. We put little sweaters on dogs. We shot John Lennon six times and didn't even aim for Yoko Ono. We think Elvis is still alive. We put Braille on drive-up automatic teller machines. We think that a simple button on a web site that says "Do not click if you're under 21" will do anything but cause a person under 21 to click on it. We take a large chunk of the island on which those buildings you destroyed sat and pretend that it isn't a part of our country after all, let people fly in to our airports that we want to kill, drive them in limousines to speak against us on this "pretend territory" land, let them drive back to our airport, and let them fly them back home without a scratch. We sell hot dogs in packages of ten and the buns in packages of eight. We can't even decide if pitchers should have to bat for themselves or not. All those baseball fields we've got. none of them are even remotely the same size. We gave millions of dollars to a guy that told us that God was going to kill him if he didn't raise enough money. When he didn't get enough money, he didn't die. So we gave him more money in celebration of the fact that God didn't make him die. We've managed to keep the formulas for Coca-Cola and Kentucky Fried Chicken secret for decades, we encrypt the most banal communications on our Information Superhighway, and yet we given away our most important nuclear secrets to the Chinese and Russians at the drop of a hat. And yet, with all this on the A-1 Psycho balance sheet, you still think you're more nuts than us that this won't result in your complete and utter annihilation? One way or another, your way of life will be over, period. Freedom's kind of a crazy, kooky, nutty thing when you look really close at it and all the bizarre and loony things that can result from it, but it's better than any other ideas anybody else has come up with. It's been that way since 1776, and built to last no matter how insanely we try to screw it up on a daily basis. We are even so nuts and ruthless enough as a nation to start insanely tearing at those of ourselves that even remotely resemble you in such rancorous, deplorable, and angry ways that will make you wonder if Allah has enough glue to piece enough of you back together for a flesh paperweight in Paradise. We may not know where you are now, but when we do I guarantee you that the majority of our high school children will still have no idea where on the globe where you are or where you will end up being buried. But we will send them anyway, and we will allow those of them that went into the armed services because they didn't manage to get into college still rain down Hell and fire on your worthless hides. It will all come down on you, because we're nuts enough to give all four of our branches of military services extremely powerful and deadly aircraft even though only one of them is actually called the Air Force. Picking a fight with the most insane nation on Earth with the hope that your message and influence will spread throughout the world, well, that's just downright stupid. *****


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I Like this one! :) Dick
1 posted on 09/26/2001 2:48:51 PM PDT by gunnyg
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To: gunnyg
Formatting! Argh...

But "OO-RAH!" just the same.

2 posted on 09/26/2001 2:53:32 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: gunnyg
Did you hear PJ O'Rourke's suggestion (during the Gulf War) that we send Saddam video of the urban wastelands of our inner cities? The message would be "if our govt is willing to do this to our own cities, imagine what its willing to do to yours".
3 posted on 09/26/2001 2:53:41 PM PDT by sendtoscott
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To: gunnyg
You forgot to mention that we're the only nation in the world that's ever nuked another nation.
4 posted on 09/26/2001 2:55:05 PM PDT by GEC
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To: GEC
Twice!
5 posted on 09/26/2001 2:56:52 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: gunnyg
I have never been able to understand why anyone would want 72 unskilled, inexperianced, people to do anything.

Geeeez!! Learin' 'em better aint that much fun!

7 posted on 09/26/2001 2:58:40 PM PDT by BADJOE
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To: gunnyg
BUMP
8 posted on 09/26/2001 2:59:01 PM PDT by Aurelius
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To: GEC
...and we did it twice.
9 posted on 09/26/2001 2:59:35 PM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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To: BADJOE
Don't worry. When they get to heaven they'll discover that all 72 have already been deflowered by the US Marines guarding the streets.
10 posted on 09/26/2001 3:01:38 PM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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To: GEC
"You forgot to mention that we're the only nation in the world that's ever nuked another nation."

And history has a tendancy to repeat itself...

11 posted on 09/26/2001 3:02:08 PM PDT by LeeMcCoy
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To: BADJOE
But then you get to train them the right way, your way. *Oh YEEssss* (In worst Marv Albert voice.)
12 posted on 09/26/2001 3:05:13 PM PDT by Darksheare
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To: gunnyg
Just remember, we think Jason hacking up naked teenagers is "entertainment."
We celebrate our nation's birthday by blowing shit up. One of our
favorite movie character is a cannibal.

Oh, you folks are going to pay. Sleep tight.

13 posted on 09/26/2001 3:06:51 PM PDT by Storm Orphan
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To: GEC
You forgot to mention that we're the only nation in the world that's ever nuked another nation.

Not once, but twice.

14 posted on 09/26/2001 3:07:41 PM PDT by Storm Orphan
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To: gunnyg
"You may think that when you die for your cause, you go to Paradise with 72 virgins, can leave reservations for 70 members of your family, all your sins are forgiven, and you sit at the side of Allah. Big deal. We had 39 guys who rented a Beverly Hills mansion, cut off their nuts, built a web site, and proceeded to poison themselves to death to hitch a ride with aliens out on the Hale-Bopp comet." Come to think of it....he's right! We are NUTTZ!!!!
15 posted on 09/26/2001 3:09:31 PM PDT by Shaka
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To: gunnyg
LOL!

Kudos!

16 posted on 09/26/2001 3:10:32 PM PDT by FReethesheeples
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To: gunnyg
Never seen a better summation of the American character, not ever!

My personal philosophy bump!

17 posted on 09/26/2001 3:16:18 PM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: gunnyg
ROFL!!! Formatted it, saved it and am in the process of distributing it.
18 posted on 09/26/2001 3:17:22 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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To: StoneColdGOP, Mr.Lucky, Storm Orphan
Thank you all for adding the equivalent to my favorite comic line.

...Again.

19 posted on 09/26/2001 3:22:01 PM PDT by GEC
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To: Mr. Lucky
You can trust a Marine with your life , but not with your wife and 72 celestial virgins)
20 posted on 09/26/2001 3:22:23 PM PDT by SEMPERBRI
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To: sendtoscott
Reformatted:
We Are Crazier Than You (By Far)

To those extremists that perpetrated this crime against our nation, I have a warning for you. There are those of us who look at your actions as irrational, twisted, and completely inhuman. By all measures, what you have done can only be seen as insane. I have news for you. We're more nuts than you, and it should scare you s***less. You may think that when you die for your cause, you go to Paradise with 72 virgins, can leave reservations for 70 members of your family, all your sins are forgiven, and you sit at the side of Allah. Big deal. We had 39 guys who rented a Beverly Hills mansion, cut off their nuts, built a web site, and proceeded to poison themselves to death to hitch a ride with aliens out on the Hale-Bopp comet. You shoot guns into the sky to celebrate victories over enemies, and people are killed by the bullets raining down on them. We not only do this for New Year's Eve in some cities, but we burn houses down, tear up streets, loot and sack our stores, and beat ourselves senseless when our sports teams win championships. Sports teams! We made a sequel to Police Academy 5.

We gave an award for singing to two guys who never even sang. We put little sweaters on dogs. We shot John Lennon six times and didn't even aim for Yoko Ono. We think Elvis is still alive. We put Braille on drive-up automatic teller machines. We think that a simple button on a web site that says "Do not click if you're under 21" will do anything but cause a person under 21 to click on it. We take a large chunk of the island on which those buildings you destroyed sat and pretend that it isn't a part of our country after all, let people fly into our airports that we want to kill, drive them in limousines to speak against us on this "pretend territory" land, let them drive back to our airport, and let them fly them back home without a scratch. We sell hot dogs in packages of ten and the buns in packages of eight. We can't even decide if pitchers should have to bat for themselves or not. All those baseball fields we've got. None of them are even remotely the same size. We gave millions of dollars to a guy that told us that God was going to kill him if he didn't raise enough money. When he didn't get enough money, he didn't die.

So we gave him more money in celebration of the fact that God didn't make him die. We've managed to keep the formulas for Coca-Cola and Kentucky Fried Chicken secret for decades, we encrypt the most banal communications on our Information Superhighway, and yet we have given away our most important nuclear secrets to the Chinese and Russians at the drop of a hat. And yet, with all this on the A-1 Psycho balance sheet, you still think you're more nuts than us that this won't result in your complete and utter annihilation? One way or another, your way of life will be over, period. Freedom's kind of a crazy, kooky, nutty thing when you look really close at it and all the bizarre and loony things that can result from it, but it's better than any other ideas anybody else has come up with. It's been that way since 1776, and built to last no matter how insanely we try to screw it up on a daily basis.

We are even so nuts and ruthless enough as a nation to start insanely tearing at those of ourselves that even remotely resemble you in such rancorous, deplorable, and angry ways that will make you wonder if Allah has enough glue to piece enough of you back together for a flesh paperweight in Paradise. We may not know where you are now, but when we do, I guarantee you that the majority of our high school children will still have no idea where on the globe you are or where you will end up being buried. But we will send them anyway, and we will allow those of them that went into the armed services because they didn't manage to get into college still rain down Hell and Fire on your worthless hides.

It will all come down on you, because we're nuts enough to give all four of our branches of military services extremely powerful and deadly aircraft even though only one of them is actually called the Air Force. Picking a fight with the most insane nation on Earth with the hope that your message and influence will spread throughout the world, well, that's just downright stupid.

21 posted on 09/26/2001 3:22:48 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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To: gunnyg
Bump.
22 posted on 09/26/2001 3:23:26 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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To: gunnyg
LOL!

Kudos!

23 posted on 09/26/2001 3:26:15 PM PDT by FReethesheeples
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To: Carbon

"Osama Bin Laden, I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry! You will die by the numbers, I will kill you! You had best unf*** yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh!t down your neck!"

24 posted on 09/26/2001 3:33:29 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: FReethesheeples
Bump.

Everyone should see this, just so they don't go all wobbly.

25 posted on 09/26/2001 3:35:02 PM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: gunnyg
Isn't that what Nixon was trying to show people with Viet-Nam.
26 posted on 09/26/2001 3:36:06 PM PDT by turk99
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To: gunnyg
A BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! bump
27 posted on 09/26/2001 3:37:32 PM PDT by steveegg
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To: steveegg
Makes me wish I was back in uniform.
28 posted on 09/26/2001 3:39:38 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: steveegg
Bump!
29 posted on 09/26/2001 3:43:09 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum
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To: Bella_Bru, one_particular_harbour, riley1992
Crazy Americans bump!
30 posted on 09/26/2001 3:43:26 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: Travis McGee
You have to read this one.
31 posted on 09/26/2001 3:45:25 PM PDT by Marine Inspector
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To: sneakypete
Sneakypete, this is a good one! Read down to post #21 first for easier reading.
33 posted on 09/26/2001 3:52:46 PM PDT by xJones
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To: StoneColdGOP
We shot John Lennon six times and didn't even aim for Yoko Ono.

ROTFL. This whole thing is a hoot.

34 posted on 09/26/2001 3:55:08 PM PDT by riley1992
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To: xJones
Read down to post #21 first for easier reading.

Well hell, if I was better at grammar I wouldn't be hanging around here. (GR)

Uh, that should be to look at post #21 if you look for my flag post to you first.

35 posted on 09/26/2001 3:57:09 PM PDT by xJones
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To: riley1992
Hee hee, I liked that line. (Although I'd have saved a round for Yoko...)
36 posted on 09/26/2001 4:01:12 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: StoneColdGOP
She is one loopy chick.
37 posted on 09/26/2001 4:03:00 PM PDT by riley1992
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To: gunnyg
This is great!
38 posted on 09/26/2001 4:03:05 PM PDT by abner
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To: gunnyg
Uncle
Sam's
Misguided
Children...

Semper Fi

39 posted on 09/26/2001 4:06:05 PM PDT by real saxophonist
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To: gunnyg
From Bastogne to forever: "NUTS!" says it all.
40 posted on 09/26/2001 4:09:47 PM PDT by mrsmith
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To: dakine
This one's right up your alley, Flyboy.
41 posted on 09/26/2001 4:17:52 PM PDT by riley1992
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To: gunnyg
Nice, but stealing is illegal... Shame on them for taking it from the author, File13. I know him and he is WAY OUT THERE......

Written By Me, File13
42 posted on 09/26/2001 4:18:45 PM PDT by phalynx
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To: phalynx
Bump
43 posted on 09/26/2001 4:29:15 PM PDT by phalynx
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To: Mr. Lucky
OOH-RAH!
44 posted on 09/26/2001 4:32:43 PM PDT by Poohbah
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To: gunnyg
what are you, crazy?
CHESTY PULLER WHERE ARE YOU?

45 posted on 09/26/2001 4:36:44 PM PDT by rockfish59
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To: gunnyg
We got Bubba's around here we keep on a chain in the basement. Let them out on the weekend to unwind.
46 posted on 09/26/2001 4:47:47 PM PDT by theneanderthal
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To: phalynx
bump
47 posted on 09/26/2001 5:04:35 PM PDT by fnord
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To: gunnyg
We also have the most notorious, boldest, meanest criminals in the world. 2 million or so at last count, and let's not forget their keepers.
48 posted on 09/26/2001 5:06:23 PM PDT by MrBambaLaMamba (L.D.M.I.W.S. cavaliers@dare_to_speak.com)
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To: GEC
You forgot to mention that we're the only nation in the world that's ever nuked another nation.

Not neccessary. Just the mention that a American shot John Lennon 6 times and didn't even AIM at Yoko should be enough to scare Satan himself. The guy coulda be a hero/

49 posted on 09/26/2001 5:21:19 PM PDT by sneakypete
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To: xJones
I said something similiar in a post on another thread. My post was more geared to explaining how violent Americans are,though.
50 posted on 09/26/2001 5:26:36 PM PDT by sneakypete
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