Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

We Are Crazier Than YOU!!!
Gunny G's Old Salt Marines Forum ^ | Seot 26, 2001 | Unknown

Posted on 09/26/2001 2:48:51 PM PDT by gunnyg

Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2001 17:00:28 -0400 Subject: We are more nuts than YOU From: semperfidave@juno.com | Block Address | Add to Address Book http://www.boortz.com/crazy/ This is a post from a CNN message board: Orion Ramsey - Friday, 09/21/01, 2:35:00pm (#58980 of 58989 ) To those extremists that perpetrated this crime against our nation, I have a warning for you. There are those of us who look at your actions as irrational, twisted, and completely inhuman. By all measures, what you have done can only be seen as insane. I have news for you. We're more nuts than you, and it should scare you s***less. You may think that when you die for your cause, you go to Paradise with 72 virgins, can leave reservations for 70 members of your family, all your sins are forgiven, and you sit at the side of Allah. Big deal. We had 39 guys who rented a Beverly Hills mansion, cut off their nuts, built a web site, and proceeded to poison themselves to death to hitch a ride with aliens out on the Hale-Bopp comet. You shoot guns into the sky to celebrate victories over enemies, and people are killed by the bullets raining down on them. We not only do this for New Year's Eve in some cities, but we burn houses down, tear up streets, loot and sack our stores, and beat our selves senseless when our sports teams win championships. Sports teams! We made a sequel to Police Academy 5. We gave an award for singing to two guys who never even sang. We put little sweaters on dogs. We shot John Lennon six times and didn't even aim for Yoko Ono. We think Elvis is still alive. We put Braille on drive-up automatic teller machines. We think that a simple button on a web site that says "Do not click if you're under 21" will do anything but cause a person under 21 to click on it. We take a large chunk of the island on which those buildings you destroyed sat and pretend that it isn't a part of our country after all, let people fly in to our airports that we want to kill, drive them in limousines to speak against us on this "pretend territory" land, let them drive back to our airport, and let them fly them back home without a scratch. We sell hot dogs in packages of ten and the buns in packages of eight. We can't even decide if pitchers should have to bat for themselves or not. All those baseball fields we've got. none of them are even remotely the same size. We gave millions of dollars to a guy that told us that God was going to kill him if he didn't raise enough money. When he didn't get enough money, he didn't die. So we gave him more money in celebration of the fact that God didn't make him die. We've managed to keep the formulas for Coca-Cola and Kentucky Fried Chicken secret for decades, we encrypt the most banal communications on our Information Superhighway, and yet we given away our most important nuclear secrets to the Chinese and Russians at the drop of a hat. And yet, with all this on the A-1 Psycho balance sheet, you still think you're more nuts than us that this won't result in your complete and utter annihilation? One way or another, your way of life will be over, period. Freedom's kind of a crazy, kooky, nutty thing when you look really close at it and all the bizarre and loony things that can result from it, but it's better than any other ideas anybody else has come up with. It's been that way since 1776, and built to last no matter how insanely we try to screw it up on a daily basis. We are even so nuts and ruthless enough as a nation to start insanely tearing at those of ourselves that even remotely resemble you in such rancorous, deplorable, and angry ways that will make you wonder if Allah has enough glue to piece enough of you back together for a flesh paperweight in Paradise. We may not know where you are now, but when we do I guarantee you that the majority of our high school children will still have no idea where on the globe where you are or where you will end up being buried. But we will send them anyway, and we will allow those of them that went into the armed services because they didn't manage to get into college still rain down Hell and fire on your worthless hides. It will all come down on you, because we're nuts enough to give all four of our branches of military services extremely powerful and deadly aircraft even though only one of them is actually called the Air Force. Picking a fight with the most insane nation on Earth with the hope that your message and influence will spread throughout the world, well, that's just downright stupid. *****


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: marinecorps; marines; usmc
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 101-112 next last
To: dakine
This one's right up your alley, Flyboy.
41 posted on 09/26/2001 4:17:52 PM PDT by riley1992
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: gunnyg
Nice, but stealing is illegal... Shame on them for taking it from the author, File13. I know him and he is WAY OUT THERE......

Written By Me, File13
42 posted on 09/26/2001 4:18:45 PM PDT by phalynx
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: phalynx
Bump
43 posted on 09/26/2001 4:29:15 PM PDT by phalynx
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 42 | View Replies]

To: Mr. Lucky
OOH-RAH!
44 posted on 09/26/2001 4:32:43 PM PDT by Poohbah
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: gunnyg
what are you, crazy?
CHESTY PULLER WHERE ARE YOU?

45 posted on 09/26/2001 4:36:44 PM PDT by rockfish59
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: gunnyg
We got Bubba's around here we keep on a chain in the basement. Let them out on the weekend to unwind.
46 posted on 09/26/2001 4:47:47 PM PDT by theneanderthal
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: phalynx
bump
47 posted on 09/26/2001 5:04:35 PM PDT by fnord
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 42 | View Replies]

To: gunnyg
We also have the most notorious, boldest, meanest criminals in the world. 2 million or so at last count, and let's not forget their keepers.
48 posted on 09/26/2001 5:06:23 PM PDT by MrBambaLaMamba (L.D.M.I.W.S. cavaliers@dare_to_speak.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: GEC
You forgot to mention that we're the only nation in the world that's ever nuked another nation.

Not neccessary. Just the mention that a American shot John Lennon 6 times and didn't even AIM at Yoko should be enough to scare Satan himself. The guy coulda be a hero/

49 posted on 09/26/2001 5:21:19 PM PDT by sneakypete
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: xJones
I said something similiar in a post on another thread. My post was more geared to explaining how violent Americans are,though.
50 posted on 09/26/2001 5:26:36 PM PDT by sneakypete
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 33 | View Replies]

To: gunnyg
Semper Gumby !
51 posted on 09/26/2001 6:04:26 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: sneakypete
Crazy bump.
52 posted on 09/26/2001 6:05:23 PM PDT by Madame Dufarge
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 50 | View Replies]

To: Storm Orphan
You forgot to mention that we're the only nation in the world that's ever nuked another nation.
Not once, but twice.

And only stopped there because we had run out of atomic bombs.

53 posted on 09/26/2001 6:08:26 PM PDT by Dan Day
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: gunnyg
Semper Fi Gunny!
54 posted on 09/26/2001 6:16:54 PM PDT by Robert Lomax
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: gunnyg
We sell hot dogs in packages of ten and the buns in packages of eight.

That, in itself, proves how nuts we are in America!

55 posted on 09/26/2001 6:20:14 PM PDT by From The Deer Stand
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: From The Deer Stand
Hot dog buns bump.
56 posted on 09/26/2001 6:23:34 PM PDT by Madame Dufarge
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 55 | View Replies]

To: gunnyg
And lets not forget Jim Jones who got about 900 people to poison themselves and their children. - Tom
57 posted on 09/26/2001 6:26:59 PM PDT by Capt. Tom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: gunnyg
We sell hot dogs in packages of ten and the buns in packages of eight.

If this doesn't prove we're crazy in America, nothing will.

58 posted on 09/26/2001 6:28:56 PM PDT by From The Deer Stand
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Marie Antoinette
PING!
59 posted on 09/26/2001 6:29:05 PM PDT by listenhillary
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 57 | View Replies]

To: Madame Dufarge
Whoops! I didn't see my first reply come up so I did another one. Sorry.
60 posted on 09/26/2001 6:31:13 PM PDT by From The Deer Stand
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 56 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 101-112 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson