Hitlery on Letterman

me | 09/27/2001

[Benrand]

"eeee, I dunno, I;d like to have Hillary on, but...eeee, what would Johnny do...eee. I gotta talk to Johnny, he'd know what to do. eeee, Dave gets all the good guests...eee I can do the show in New York, right? Johnny did it...eeeee How does my chin look? eee it's getting bigger, isn't it? Isn't it? Can't we get Hillary on our show...eee, I think it'd be nice to get her on, yeah yeah...eeee."

[lawgirl]

GRRRRR OK and one more thing---her talking about General Shelton. First she says how she went and talked to him, "he's the commander of the joint chiefs"-she sounded SO condescending and like she was talking to a bunch of 3rd graders!!! AND then she goes on to talk about how she thinks he and the military are doing such a good job...BITCH!! She had nothing but CONTEMPT for the military (what was teh quote from bill again--"I loathe the military" or something like that??) and the military (AND intelligence I might add) were practically DECIMATED under her "joint-rule" with the TOON!!!

[MoveOnThis!]

roflmao!!

[headsonpikes]

LOL! Some of the commentary on this thread was very, very funny!

[JulieRNR21]

She only praised Bush because she's heard all the criticism of her boorish behaviour during his magnificent speech before Congress...and his 90% approval ratings.

She praised Laura as an opportunity to segway into what SHE has done.....if you saw a transcript of the exchange with Dave; you would notice how every cleverly she puts herself in the position of praising then taking credit for doing much of what she praises others for doing.

She's doing a desperate repair job....trying to save her political career....she's a political predator! She's a very dangerous woman....with a leftist political agenda & I pray America isn't fooled by her pretenses as you have been!

[MoveOnThis!]

"a osama bin laden training film that uses my husband as a target... " were they throwing ashtrays at it? --My vote for the funniest line tonight!

[operation clinton cleanup]

First of all, I think you are joking! Second of all >> Pretty in pink whitewater news conference and B>> I dont recall testimony and #3>> Millions in terrorist funding for senate run... Methinks John Ashcroft was opposed for what he might find out and not what he thinks!!!

[M. Thatcher]

You people lose all your credibility...Hillary could not have been more gracious.

A classic demonstration of cognitive dissonance. Or worse: using "Hillary" and "gracious" in the same sentence is a key indicator of immminent brain aneurism.

[longfellow]

roflmao!! ---what's mao stand for?

[Husker24]

Direct eye contact with Hillary can cause retna damage as well as objects to spontainiously catch fire.

[KsSunflower]

"a osama bin laden training film that uses my husband as a target... " were they throwing ashtrays at it? --My vote for the funniest line tonight! I'll second that!

[homegroan]

LMAO!! I'm going to bed laughing! Thanx Cheese! I needed that...

[longfellow]

I just got it!

[The Iron Duke]

mao = my (three letter word for posterior) off

[Robert Lomax]

Oh my goodness, she's wearing the same outfit her idol Jiang Qing (wife of Chairman Mao and ringleader of the "Gang of Four") used to wear.

[MoveOnThis!]

rolling on the floor laughing my "ars" off....

[FReethesheeples]

bump

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

"I have never commented on a Hillary thread before, in spite of the fixation you people seem to have with her appearance.... "

Better be careful there. Ross Perot proved that you can't put those two words together or you're a racist.