NEWBIES: Please Take the Simple Newbie Test

DFU | 9-30-01 | dfu

[Ole Okie]

Incredibly important questions; particularly the one about the rocks on the beach.

That one was beneath contempt, but still well above his visit to an American cemetery on that same visit.

Remember his "finding" an American flag by a soldier's grave that had "fallen over"? He carefully posed so the cameras could capture every poignant movement as he bent and straightened the flag.

One of his detail men had gone out and pushed the flag in the dirt (under direction, I'm certain) so our ever loving, Feel Yore Pain caricature of a president could straighten it for a photo op.

I'll never forgive him for that one.

[SurferDoc]

Thanks, FrogMom:)

[SurferDoc]

And a Bump for good measure!

[Lazamataz]

A "NUBIE" test.

We need a NEFFY test.

[SurferDoc]

I dunno but Nubie made me think of a 'Nudie' test.

[Lazamataz]

Laz...what would an NEFFY test be exactly??

You don't want to know.

Think: Hell kitten.