UPDATE- Super Secret Freeper Project!

October 6, 2001 | parsifal

[parsifal]

Update-Update-Update!!!!

I am sorry not to have responded sooner to many replies and freepmails. I had two errands to run and Lawrence Welk Show to watch with teenagers. I have been busy doing background research for the project. I have freepmailed Jim Robinson and am awaiting his approval and input before I kick-off project. I apologize to so many of you for not letting you in on the details.

I have communicated the real plan to a select handfull of long time freepers. I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers. I am sorry to have done this but at a time like this I must use all the intelligence and cunning at my command. You never know but you might be married to a DU plant. (The word "Plant" seems to fit in well with DU, doesn't it.)

I assure you that the duplicity will make sense in the end. I thought I was being paranoid when I first hatched this plan and the related disinformation campaign. But I see from links here that DU is spying on us. I do not think there is anything that they can do at this point to derail the real plan, but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of care.

Please bump this just so that we can all stay in touch. I do not need any more volunteers right for the main project. However, I appreciate all monitoring that you can do at DU related to banned posters at that site and their activism projects. With the help of DU, bartcop, and the other demo sites, this will be a rousing sucess.

Some of you thought I was crazy when I switched my party affiliation to the Democrats earlier in the year. Crazy like a fox! parsy.

[parsifal]

My most sincere appreciation to all of you who have volunteered! Thanks! Go Freepers!

[IncPen]

One if by land, two if by sea... three if by Clinton?

I won't tell a soul...

[DAnconia55]

Three inches if by Clinton...

Or so the well known tale goes...

[WIMom]

We won't tell a soul!

[glock rocks]

but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of care

well said. we certainly don't want to waste a 20 gal. keg of beer to blow up
a tent and hit a moose in the butt.

[Free the USA]

What a way to get every one worked up.

[parsifal]

"we certainly don't want to waste a 20 gal. keg of beer to blow up"

How true! Right now I have the costs covered on this. When this is over, the beer will flow in every freepers home!

[DAnconia55]

How true! Right now I have the costs covered on this. When this is over, the beer will flow in every freepers home!

You certainly know how to motivate the troops :)

[kayak]

Can I have Pepsi, instead?

[DAnconia55]

No Pepsi!
Beer!

[chantal7]

I have communicated the real plan to a select handfull of long time freepers. I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers. I am sorry to have done this but at a time like this I must use all the intelligence and cunning at my command. You never know but you might be married to a DU plant. (The word "Plant" seems to fit in well with DU, doesn't it.)

Now my feelings are hurt. I didn't make the trusted list who received the real plans nor the not sure of list who got two different stories. *sniff* *pout* ;P

Anyway, , Your last sentence reminds me of that feminest(sp) joke. "Grow your own dope, plant a man!" rofl j/k all men out there. Of course, I guess that would apply to the demonrats, too.

[WIMom]

Bumping into you again!

[chantal7]

"Three inches if by Clinton..."

"Or so the well known tale goes... "

ROFLMAO!!!!

[swheats]

Ah man, now I have to wonder if what I'm doing is the real thing or not. Shucks!

[oceanperch]

What is a DU?

[kayak]

Are you going to hit parsifal up for a monthly too? ...... LOL!

[SpottedBeaver]

My sister was once bitten by a moose... no kidding.

[SEA]

bump

[glock rocks]

i don't have a sister, but my dog likes cheese.

[WIMom]

Monthly Beer! Yes! In order to keep this project going, parsifal, which, BTW, the code name should be Project Beer, you will have to send me a monthly beer supply. (And you thought those fundraisers were for FR.....)