This Guy is EVERYWHERE!!!

October 8, 2001

[Howlin]

Remember this guy?

He seems to be EVERYWHERE!!!!

[MadIvan]

I think there is a more sinister dimension to this guy too - take a look:



Regards, Ivan

[LeeMcCoy]

I'm laughing so hard the dog is looking at me with one of those pained "Man, she's really flipped now" looks! Thank you for a MUCH needed laugh!!!

[ArneFufkin]

Post 60 - outstanding! LOL!

[LeeMcCoy]

Thanks for this! Using it as wallpaper. Hey, you don't think this guy could be Gary Seven, do you??? ;)

[CheneyChick]

Uh, there's something you oughtta know....

[JDoutrider]

You've gone and made my sides hurt LOL!

[deport]

The guys theme song done by Hank Snow in 1962......

I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE
Written by Geoff Mack

I was totin' my pack
Along the dusty Winnemucca road
When along came a semi
With a high and canvas covered load
If you're going to Winnemucca, Mack
With me you can ride
So I climbed into the cab
And then I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road
With so much dust and sand
And I said,
Listen, Bud I've traveled every road in this here land

(Chorus)
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
'Cross the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel, I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

Been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo
Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla, I'm a killer

(Repeat Chorus)

Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana
Monterey, Ferriday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake
Grand Lake, Devil's Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake

(Repeat Chorus)

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika
Shefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport
Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond Du Lac, Davenport
Idaho, Jellicoe, Argentina, Diamontina
Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean, sir

(Repeat Chorus)

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado
Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika
Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
'Cross the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel, I've had my share, man
I know some place you haven't been
I've been everywhere

[Southflanknorthpawsis]

Oh my gosh, this is funny. It's a keeper. Thanks for the ping. I'm so envious of some people's computer skills.

[BibChr]

You've GOT to look at that www.touristguy.com. It has even MORE! No kidding, some people are so creative!

[LBGA]

ROFL!!! That is a side-splitter! Go Fred!

[exit82]

Howlin, ya got me howlin' now!! This guy is the Alfred E. Neuman of the 21st Century. Can we get a picture of him crossing the Delaware with Washington? How about going ashore with MacArthur in the Phillipines? How about next to MLK Jr. at the "I have a Dream" speech?

[pollyshy]

Okay, I was doing pretty good until I got to the cat! LOLOLOL! Thanks for doing this.

[Southflanknorthpawsis]

Thanks, Dan......I'll check it out.

[Beep]

Aaaarrrgggghhhhhhhhh!! ROFLMAOUIH!! Fred!!

[navygal]

lol, I love this.

[hole_n_one]

ROTFLMAO!

[Beep]

Howlin, please??????????

[RnMomof7]

LOL

[Texaggie79]

[CheneyChick]

I have NO idea how this guy found Fred. I'm telling you, I found Fred quite by accident by doing a random search for a joke idea about a thread regarding an uncomfortable medical procedure. For those who don't have any idea what I'm talking about, the saga of Fred is: HERE