#1. Never stand down wind when you burn a flag!
#2. Never use lighter fluid on a polyester flag just before burning it!
#3. Never use crude oil as a hair slicker and beard controller when not doing #1 and #2 above while wearing a 100% polysester shirt!
Maybe we can get the ChiCom to soak a bunch of cheap pseudo American Flags with a flash bang treatment. Then we can drop these flags all over the Arabic world with a butane lighter that will explode if caught in a flame like this!
Reality will be a real B$tch for these scum bags!