A TALIBAN LEADER: You have two cows. You shoot one of them because your neighbor milked it one night while you were sleeping. You shoot the other when it does not convert to Islam. You blame the death of your cows on a bomb dropped in a pasture thirty miles away.
RANDALL FLAGG: I have one baby calf and one osama bin laden. I strap OBL's arms and legs spread wide over a couple of 55-gallon drums filled with pig's blood. As flies bounce between the blood and OBL -saturating him with it, I tape a catheder across his back and place milk in a LARGE bag to feed it. The other end of the catheder stops at his waistline so the milk slowly drips down OBL's wee-wee...
THEN, I send in the hungry baby calf.