Word For the Day 11/8/01

The Verbivores | Subsitute

[hobbes1]

As Always, Most lovely Instructress, My Pleasure.

[Slip18]

Welcome back, Miss Rika!

Were you in the basement?

[Aurelius]

Surely a sentence has been posted referring to the duopoly of the Democrat and Republican parties? Have to admit that I haven't scanned the whole thread.

[RikaStrom]

Oh how wonderful! I'm glad you got a chance to meet and visit.

The respective Mrs. must have great senses of humor to put up with the two of you! :-)

[CholeraJoe]

cj! i want a laptop, can you tell him that?

I believe the head elf is due for his prostate check in a few weeks. I'll let him know.

[Slip18]

Thanks for the update on Mr. and Mrs. LP, CD! So the Fronds are all going to have a great trip to DisneyWorld. That is so great.

I'm going to your website as soon as I can figure out what it is.

[Constitution Day]

Profile page: just click on my name below.

Since *you* asked, I'll just post it here.

[Cyber Liberty]

Click CD's profile. The pics are there.

[RikaStrom]

LOL, yes, but do you own Park Place?

[Constitution Day]

Yes, he did specifically ask me to let you know, Rika.

Don't know about Mrs. Palm's sense of humor, but my wife MUST have one.
She married me, ya know!!

[RikaStrom]

Oh that's a good find WR. A+

[Slip18]

Thanks for bringing the photo in, CD! And thanks, Cyber, for telling me how to get to CD's website. . .

Nice photos, CD. Your wife and little girl are gorgeous! You've gotta be a proud daddy!

[RikaStrom]

Doubled, you know by now, that it is "always" someone else's fault in certain circles.

A+

[maxwell]

Hahahaaaaa! No more school, no more books, no more teacher's dirty (hehe) looks... I'm going to sit back here in the janitor's closet and [cough] [hack] catch up on some homework or something.

A young man was in the backyard fooling around with his new girlfriend on a very dark night.

Naaaaawwwww... That's just a wee bit edgy. What with the ladies and all...

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!'"

[RikaStrom]

I think Mrs. Palm must have a sense of humor, she's been listening to his jokes for years now. ;-)

We are going to have to do a WFTD get together one of these days.

[maxwell]

Whoops.

This is false advertising, bro! How could you give me the hard one like that! Sooooo unrighteous, brother.

[Argh]

Boy, ol' Loan Palm sure looks jolly, but then you said he's on vacation, right? Thanks, CD!

[Argh]

Maybe this'll make you feel better:

(In case it's hard to see, a fed-up looking king is replying, "You can say that again.")

[RikaStrom]

LOL, he didn't know I was going to manage to escape.

[maxwell]

[Whew] Good thing I didn't put up the rest of that joke, huh... You could prob'ly guess what it entailed anyway. What with there being darkness. And grassy lawn. And two impatient horny younguns. And a lil' mixup on someone's part. I've said too much.