To: LadyX; Angelique; Snow Bunny; Hillary's Lovely Legs
BEFORE: She: "Oh, honey, before we start I need to use the bathroom." He: "Sure" (Sound of feet padding then tripping over light cord, glass breaking...) He: "Oh, sugar, did you hurt your little footsie wootsie?"
AFTER: She: "Honey, I have to use the bathroom again." He: "Damn, your a regular pee machine!" (Sound of feet padding then tripping over same light cord, glass breaking....) He: "Damn, you %*&#@** idiot! You gonna break every lamp in the house?"