[jmp702]

I have two of those pocket constitutions on my computer desk in plain sight. Now what do I do?

Maybe they will be worth something when the police inaugurate their annual 'constitution buy back month' where we can all sell our constitutions to the government and get them off the streets. You never know when one will fall into the wrong hands and cause harm.

[CommiesOut]

Hahaha!
Sorry, couldn't resist.
200 years, eh?