[Sir Gawain]

A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says:

"Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!"

[Sabertooth]

There were two blondes walking down the street and they spotted a compact.

They rushed over to see who it belonged to so they could return it.

The first one opens it and says, "This person looks familiar"

The second one says, "Let me see." She looks at her friend and says, "Silly, that's me!"

[Victoria Delsoul]

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed. "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave oven," he replied.