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To: ChemistCat
George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, an old granny, and a pretty young blonde were all traveling in the same rail car.
The train entered a long tunnel, and a few seconds later there was a resounding SLAP!
As the train came back out into the sunlight, it was obvious that Clinton had taken one on the chops.

The granny thought, "Well, he had it coming!"
The pretty blonde thought, "I'll bet Bill tried to grope me and got her!"
Clinton thought, "I'll bet Bush copped a feel and the blonde thought it was me."
Bush thought, "That was fun! Next tunnel, I'll slap him again!"

29 posted on 11/27/2001 9:31:01 PM PST by petuniasevan
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To: petuniasevan
lmao! thanks=)

Ok, here's one for y'all.

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

123 posted on 11/28/2001 10:33:25 AM PST by Serb5150
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To: petuniasevan
Great joke.

Thanks.
224 posted on 10/06/2003 8:45:40 PM PDT by Quix (DEFEAT her unroyal lowness, her hideous heinous Bwitch Shrillery Antoinette de Fosterizer de MarxNOW)
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