The granny thought, "Well, he had it coming!"
The pretty blonde thought, "I'll bet Bill tried to grope me and got her!"
Clinton thought, "I'll bet Bush copped a feel and the blonde thought it was me."
Bush thought, "That was fun! Next tunnel, I'll slap him again!"
Ok, here's one for y'all.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.