2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Yes/No
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
13. A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country you bury the survivors?
14. What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?
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QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Densa Test, Your Evaluation
*Give yourself one point for each correct answer..... Good luck!
1: Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes, it comes after the 3rd of July!
2: How many birthdays does the average man have? 1 Just one!
3: Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 12, all of them!
4: How many outs are there in an inning? 6, three per side!
5: Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? No - because he is dead!
6: Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!)
7: If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2, you took them, remember?
8: A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 60 --Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.
9: A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9 (If allbut 9 die, then 9 are left alive, eh?)
10: How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? zero...it wasn't Moses.. it was Noah
11: A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? meat, a butcher weighs meat!
12: How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12 There are 12 2-cent stamps in a dozen!
13: The survivors would probably rather wait until they die to be buried
14: Three coins. One is a quarter, the other is a quarter and also a nickel.
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