Can we please cool it with 'Allah running out of virgins?'

self | 11/29/2001 | self

[ccmay]

This is just an observation and a simple request. Feel free to disregard.

I have yet to see an article where we are discussing killing the Taliban that does not include a comment regarding the famous 72 virgins. As in "Boy I hope Allah doesn't run out of virgins" or "They better warm up the virgins now."

I don't know why this bothers me so much, but I am starting to notice it on EVERY SINGLE THREAD dealing with the Tallies. Sometimes half a dozen times or more. Can we call it off, and show some originality?

Freegards,

-ccm

[ccmay]

(Of course, now this thread will waste more bandwidth than all the virgin comments put together! Sorry...)

[The Magical Mischief Tour]

Cheese?

[Ciexyz]

In all due respect, your request appears to be an attempt at censorship.

[america-rules]

I want to know if the Taliban killed many times (As reported on another thread) get 72 virgins each time they were killed?

[ccmay]

Censorship is when the government holds a gun to your head and forces you to change what you write, or not write it at all. This is a polite request that none are obliged to honor.

-ccm

[Cultural Jihad]

That's on the par with those posters who when commenting about some tragic event, such as perhaps the death of a child by drowning: "Golly! We need to ban water ... fer the chilldruns!" Such predictable nonsense gets tedious and does conservatism a disservice.

[Governor StrangeReno]

72 clumsies that just lie there and dont know how to do anything,I think they're being cheated.

[Askel5]

Censorship is when the government holds a gun to your head and forces you to change what you write, or not write it at all. This is a polite request that none are obliged to honor

bttt

[LarryM]

I suggest that we issue a Fatwa stating that all the virgins will look like Hillary. That should put an immediate end to Islamic terrorism!

[go star go]

if we kill all the male muslims then how could allahhhh possibly have enough virgins?

[mlo]

You better be careful or the CIA is going to send a moose to your house to take your cheese. I know, I read it on FR.

[CalConservative]

It does get run into the ground to the point that it is not funny or clever any more, but (obviously) some people don't seem to get tired of it. I guess it is just one of those things you live with - kind of like all the variations of "All Your Bases Are Belong To Us" that show up on every thread. After a while it gets pretty predictable and old. I guess even if I get tired of it though, others may get a kick out of it, so be it.

[WriteOn]

Atta, save me a virgin! I haven't had one yet! :-)

[Palladin]

May all of Allah's virgins look like Christiane Amanpour, unshaven!

BTW, will there be any virgins left in Afghanistan when Geraldo gets done there?

[AMERIKA]

"All your virgin are belong to us!"

[majordomo]

NO, not Hillary, make them all look like Janet Reno and we might get 1.2 billion instant conversions to Catholicism.

[SirChas]

Now I get it! I thought they were getting Virginians!

I thought it had to do with southern accents etc..
never mind...

[mombonn]

Quoting from JimRob's IMPORTANT vanity from last night:

We anticipate a reduction in bandwidth costs next year as we renegotiate our contract (the market price for bandwidth has fallen recently), however, that will be more than offset by an expected increase in costs of our legal expenses. As most of you know, our pro bono attorney has left us and we've hired a new attorney to continue with our case, plus we have the suit against eschoir to pay for. My projections are that our regular monthly expenses for next year will be running in the neighborhood of $22,000 per month, or approximately $264,000 total for the year. This means we will need to raise approximately $66,000 per quarter.

Is a whining vanity about something that bugs you really worth the price of the bandwidth? Perhaps, IF you are a regular contributor, the answer is a guarded "yes." Otherwise, please whine on an existing thread.

[slimer]

Why, are they running out of virgins?

[paul51]

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Does this have to be on every single post. Drives me nuts.