Posted on 12/04/2001 8:46:01 AM PST by scannell
Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Powell and Rumsfeld?"
The barkeep says, "Yep, that's them."
So, the guy walks over to the two and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Rumsfeld says, "We're planning World War III."
The guy replies, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Rumsfeld says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaims, "Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman!?!"
With that, Rumsfeld turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Afghans!"
"Its a bird... Its a plane... No, its Bicycle Repair Man!"
I had asked him what I could do to help Israel (I'm not a Jew) in this time of crisis. He told me I could sign up with the followers of the late Maher Kahane (sp?)
"To be inducted," he said, "you have to kill three Arabs and a cat."
"Why a cat?"
"You're in," he said.
Hillarious.
Himmler and Heydrich are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Himmler and Heydrich?”
The barkeep says, “Yep, that’s them.”
So, the guy walks over to the two and says, “Hello, what are you guys doing?”
Himmler says, “We’re planning The Final Solution.”
The guy replies, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
Himmler says, “Well, we’re going to kill six million Jews and one bicycle repairman.”
And the guy exclaims, “Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman!?!”
With that, Himmler turns to Heydrich and says, “See, I told you no one would care about six million Jews!”
Enjoy your laugh.
That's exactly his point.
Enjoy your laugh.
Your post is really funny, Oleg.
If you are trying to tell us that ethnic jokes are dangerous and end up being offensive, I agree with you and, personally, stay away from them for that reason.
But I do find it funny how you chose to say that. It is abundantly clear that no one is involved in any kind of genocide in Afghanistan or elsewhere in the Middle East. The posted joke has, therefore, the downside of being in poor taste. Your reply is really funny in that it refers not to anything hypothetical but to a real "event." Once you reach majority, Oleg, you should learn to differentiate between reality and la-la land.
Your post is really funny, Oleg. I am still laughing.
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