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FR Exclusive! The Chanukah Song (for Republicans)
Dec. 9, 2001
| Cinnamon Girl
Posted on 12/09/2001 4:54:48 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
(You all know Adam Sandler's Chanukah Song. Well, here's another version...)
CHANUKAH SONG
Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah,
So much fun-ikah to celebrate Chanukah,
When you feel like the only Jew in the GOP,
Here’s a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me.
Mayor Norm Coleman lights the menorah,
He makes Minnesota liberals so, so sore-ah.
White House Press Secretary, Ari Fleischer,
Hopes Helen Thomas takes a vacation to make Chanukah even nice-sher.
Guess who spins the dreidel to the Chanukah hits,
Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz.
Dennis Prager’s Jewish, Michael Medved is, too,
Put them on Politically Incorrect and the liberals turn to goo.
You don’t need to listen to Joe Lieberman whine,
‘Cause you can get some chocolate gelt from Republican Ben Stein.
Hillary Clinton, not a Jew,
(let's just leave it at that.)
We’ve got Dr. Laura, and Charles Krauthammer,
Horowitz and Jacoby hope Clinton gets put in the slammer.
So put on your yarmulke, it’s time for Chanukah
Don’t forget your harmonica, it’s time to celebrate Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonica, but skip the marijuanica (we’re not Libertarians!)
And have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah!
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Happy Chanukah, Everybody!
To: Cinnamon Girl
LOL that's great! Bump!
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posted on
12/09/2001 4:58:12 PM PST
by
Pyro7480
To: Cinnamon Girl
LOL, this is great! Did you write it?
Happy Chanukah!
To: palo verde
ping
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posted on
12/09/2001 4:59:07 PM PST
by
habs4ever
To: StoneColdGOP
Thanks. Yes.
To: Matt Drudge
Happy Chanukah to you too, Matt. Whichever party you vote for.
To: Cinnamon Girl
Oh, it's adorable. Thanks and Happy Chanukah, Hannukah, Chanuka, Hanuka, etc. It's all a transliteration of Hebrew anyway so the English spelling doesn't matter.
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posted on
12/09/2001 5:07:08 PM PST
by
Betteboop
To: Cinnamon Girl
Great! Now if you could just get Adam Sandler to record this version.
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posted on
12/09/2001 5:08:13 PM PST
by
LibKill
To: Cinnamon Girl
Cool, great having songwriters here on FR.
To: Cinnamon Girl; broomhilda
Very clever and funny--Kudos! Can't wait for your next masterpiece!
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posted on
12/09/2001 5:14:38 PM PST
by
TwoStep
To: veronica
Happy Chanukah, veronica!
To: Cinnamon Girl
Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz, center, prepares to light the National Chanukah Menorah during ceremonies on the Ellipse near the White House Sunday, Dec. 9, 2001. At left is Rabbi Abraham Shemtov, national director of American Friends of Lubavitch. At right is Rabbi Levi Shemtov, director of the Washington office of the American Friends of Lubavitch. American Friends of Lubavitch, the sponsor of the annual ceremony, is a Jewish educational and social services organization. Photo by Rick Bowmer (AP)
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posted on
12/09/2001 5:17:03 PM PST
by
Hipixs
To: Cinnamon Girl
Cute. :o) Adam Sandler is pissed. :o)
To: BrooklynGOP; Sabramerican; BenF
Happy Chanukah!
To: Utah Girl; AriFan
Ari reference.
To: Cinnamon Girl
Great job.
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posted on
12/09/2001 5:47:49 PM PST
by
Silly
To: Cinnamon Girl
Greeeaaat! And, while I always loved your name, since Neil Young recorded Let's Roll I love it even more...
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posted on
12/09/2001 5:50:54 PM PST
by
Pharmboy
To: American Preservative
Happy Chanukah BUMP
To: NorthernRight
Happy Chanukah!
To: Cinnamon Girl
Happy Chanukah!
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posted on
12/09/2001 7:07:03 PM PST
by
Hildy
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