What a sad day for the Civilized World, though -- and for FRee Republic's civilized discourse upon the range of subjects pertinent to our advancement when the non-contributing, free-loading, parasitical representatives of the dead and decadent eurotrash's endemically-alcoholic self-appointed lunatic soccer-hooligan fringe pulled on its collective bovver boots and began to flog their second-handed toby jugs, t-shirts and poofter bags and to otherwise generally disrupt and bring their envy-motivated and hatred and rage-engined venom and spleen to our beforehereto most pleasant and enjoyable exchanges.
Best, however, to leave the poor bastards [Mostly of the Whining-Pommy variety] to themselves and pray they will go off and mutter among themselves somewhere else.
I understand every adjective, but am having trouble with a couple of the nouns. (?) I don't know what 'toby jugs' or 'poofter bags' are. Can you explain?