Posted on 01/17/2002 5:44:40 AM PST by SAMWolf
This test really can't be cheated on... either you know the answers or you don't.
One Yankee only mustered a 2 or 3, whereas the natives typically score around 20+. If you score over 50, you should be living in a trailer park with the Trans Am up on blocks!
Score three points per correct answer. You're given one point to start. Answers follow below, so don't peek.....
1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
3) Bill Dance is good at what?
4) What university does Bill Dance root for?
5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
6) Afterboiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
9) What is a chigger?
10) What is scrapple?
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, ________.
14) What's the common name for a bowfin?
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
17) What are grits made out of?
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?
23) Where would you find Vidalia County?
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play?(typically)
26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
28) What is a scuppernong?
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
31) What color is a John Deere?
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?
33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?
So in other words, you tell us not to cheat but how can we when you don't post answers. I don't know about you but where I come from that's called cheatin'.
1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can? (Guess = 8)
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars? (43 red and blue: I know this is right)
3) Bill Dance is good at what?(Fishin)
4) What university does Bill Dance root for?(Tennessee = Guess but pretty sure: I'd chance it on who wants to be a millionaire)
5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?(UGA)
6) Afterboiling peanuts for an hour you have what?(Boiled Peanuts)
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?(No idea)
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?(Acadian French)
9) What is a chigger?(A tick=guess, I know its an annoying little bug)
10) What is scrapple?(No idea)
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?(Alabama Gulf Coast, east of Mobile before Pensacola)
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees? (Spanish Moss)
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, ________.(Evinrude... duh)
14) What's the common name for a bowfin? (Tuna)
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get? (a calf)
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?(Hank Williams)
17) What are grits made out of?(Corn)
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"(Bear Bryant:U Alabama Coach and legend)
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?(Don't know)
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?(Don't know)
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?(The name's on the tip of my brain, but don't know)
22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?(Don't know)
23) Where would you find Vidalia County?(Georgia, home of Vidalia Onions)
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope? (Three legged race? Don't know)
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play?(typically)(No idea)
26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)(5)
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing? (Don't know)
28) What is a scuppernong?(Don't know)
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?(Absolutely, save you the work)
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?(That's good livin')
31) What color is a John Deere?(Green with yellow lettering)
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?(Don't know)
33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?(Don't know)
Uh ... no. That's a University of Texas hat that Bill wears.
22. WSM
28. fat, juicy, green grape...that other honking big grape is purple, a muskeedine (sp), and you can't eat the skins on either.
29. Only if they are fast moving goats. Otherwise, they get "growed over" and are never seen again.
27. Argue with a fool, and he wins.
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