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DFU SONG: Teddy Bears Picnic (Helen Thomas -- finally thrown out) 01-27-02)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 1-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 01/27/2002 9:08:37 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - TEDDY BEARS PICNIC

She's more than 50 years past her prime…I can't believe she's still breathing
She'll really cause you to lose your lunch…when I hear her I start seething

Now Rummy says that he's had enough…with Helen Thomas he will get rough
Today's the day the troll is thrown from the White House

She has a dress that she wished was stained while Sinkmaster was there playing
She towed the line and was on her knees…no unkind word was she saying

Now Rummy says that he's had enough…with Helen Thomas he will get rough
Today's the day the troll is thrown from the White House

It is gonna be wonderful…that a woman who's full of bull
Will be picked up and carried out…for this we've been waiting for years
It has really been sickening…she has acted like Bill was king
It will be such a pleasure to see Helen thrown out on her big rear

It is gonna be wonderful…that a woman who's full of bull
Will be picked up and carried out…for this we've been waiting for years
It has really been sickening…she has acted like Bill was king
It will be such a pleasure to see Helen thrown out on her big rear

Reporters wait, and when Rummy's through, the old bat starts her inquiry
She's never seeming to make much sense…and everyone's growing weary

Now Rummy says that he's had enough…with Helen Thomas he will get rough
Today's the day the troll is thrown from the White House

Each reporter starts to cheer…they know that this will be a blessed relief…the end is near
They've been burdened far too long…and no one's gonna miss her when she's finally gone
They knew that the gig was up when she was whining about things at Guantanamo
She cared about the terrorist treatment…and so the question's asked…why wasn't this done nine years ago

Each reporter starts to cheer…they know that this will be a blessed relief…the end is near
They've been burdened far too long…and no one's gonna miss her when she's finally gone
They knew that the gig was up when she was whining about things at Guantanamo
She cared about the terrorist treatment…and so the question's asked…why wasn't this done nine years ago


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1 posted on 01/27/2002 9:08:38 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
lol

*applause*

2 posted on 01/27/2002 9:13:33 PM PST by ChadGore
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To: doug from upland
"Today's the day the troll is thrown from the White House"

Hmmm. Troll is a new one. I always figured she was a leftover from the old Popeye cartoons:


The Sea Hag

3 posted on 01/27/2002 9:21:41 PM PST by Henchster
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To: Henchster
Is that an actual photo of Helen?
4 posted on 01/27/2002 9:33:34 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Yep, that's her, whipping up another batch of Klintoon-Kool-Aid for the media corp.
5 posted on 01/27/2002 10:09:48 PM PST by Henchster
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To: doug from upland
I'll believe the hag is out when I see it.
6 posted on 01/28/2002 12:44:40 AM PST by Joe Boucher
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To: StarFan
Ping
7 posted on 01/28/2002 7:00:04 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
What's this all about? Usually you accompany your parody with an article. With fingers crossed I pray this is true.
8 posted on 01/28/2002 7:12:23 AM PST by StarFan
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To: StarFan
Sorry that I didn't make it clear. This is what I would like to see happen.
9 posted on 01/28/2002 7:42:20 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
MEGA DITTOS!
10 posted on 01/28/2002 9:45:20 AM PST by StarFan
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To: doug from upland
BUMP
11 posted on 02/13/2002 5:29:26 PM PST by TLBSHOW
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To: all
The latest from the troll ---- CLICK.
12 posted on 02/28/2002 9:08:26 PM PST by doug from upland
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