Who left the dimensional door open?

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[Wm Bach]

For crissakes, kick it!

Klaatu Barada Landru. Klaaatu. Klaaaaaaaatu. I said KLAA'*phoomp!

[Landru]

"Klaatu Barada Landru. Klaaatu. Klaaaaaaaatu. I said KLAA'*phoomp!"

Ohhhh...so sorry.
The *correct* word was, "Nicto."
Gort?
Do yer thang Big Guy... >>>>PHHHHHIIIITTT<<<<

...next time get yer aliens straight, Bill; I'm the *boss* of BetaIII.

[grannie9]

Hi Palo, are dimensional doors in Cenotes? If so, I must have fallen thru a few... I swam a few underground rivers too.. Those were very dimensional...

[grannie9]

I didn't fall off the pontoon boat..but my husband fell off the pickle boat.. He's the one that drinks the Manflattens..and he likes to get pickled... lol

[acnielsen guy]

Hi ac
I saw your post to grannie on 'nother thread asking if Florida is next to NY
I gather you live in Europe
here in USA we hear Englishmen have such a good grasp of geography
perhaps you are the exception which proves the rule

Dear palo, this Englishman lived in New York and all over America for 35 years. The post you refer to, was someone masquerading as myself saying he was Granny's abandoned son left on the steps of convent and bumming the airfare to Florida to become Grannies heir.

That evil person saw a picture of Grannie's house and swimming pool in Cape Coral and himself being in desperate straits, on parole with unpaid rent living in a rat infested tenement,was seeking to improve his lot in life. He almost got another offer, which was rather attractive, to timeshare his place with the Country Club set. Yes he was ignorant of the geography of the US of A. That was his undoing but your world traveling AC is indeed a geographical maven.

[andysandmikesmom]

I am going to search the web in search of Ishi...I wonder if that movie about him will be on again....I know it has been on TV several times before, and I always like to watch it...should it come on again, I will alert those who are interested...

[andysandmikesmom]

Well, I just did a brief search on the web, and there are several different websites relating to Ishi, and also relating to the film about Ishi...there was also mention of a PBS documentary, narrated by Linda Hunt, which has as its subject 'Ishi'...I have never seen that documentary, wonder if that will be on again...

[palo verde]

hi ac
whew
relieved to hear it
one hears so much 'bout the traveling Englishman
I was gonna have westy give you lessons in geography too
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

gosh grannie
sure hope hubby did not give you a nudge
next time he tells you to get off internet and join him in spa
maybe you better do it
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi grannie
books by Yaquis who live in Tucson
claim there are dimensional doors all over Tucson
where is Cenotes?
is it in the Yucatan
Accoring to Yaqui legend, the Yaquis began in the Yucatan
(''during the days when the big reptiles still roamed the earth'')
and Don Juan, the Yaqui sorcerer, carried on a Mayan tradition
Love, Palo

[RnMomof7]

FYI..

[palo verde]

Even as early as 1911, people were almost as astonished to see him come out of the bushes as we would be to see a Moose come out of the bushes in Manhattan's Central Park

Hi Age of Reason
your description is vivid
I spent my toddlerhood in Manhattan's Central Park
it is a world of squirrels
I only saw a moose once
(when I stopped overnight in Jasper National Park in Canada)
it was standing in the woods by the side of the road when I was walking down the road with my friend Ruth
I had never seen an animal that huge before and wondered at first if it was real
when it took off I was astonished at how gracefully and light on its feet it was
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi grannie
I just reread your post
I see you did not fall off your pontoon boat
I'm glad your hubby didn't push you off
you are sensible to join him in the spa when he calls you
Love, Palo

[el_chupacabra]

The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.
So that is who has been stealing my mail!!

[palo verde]

hi westy
I remembered the name of the lake where habs fell off his canoe
it is Lake Louise
is that the lake where Ogopogo lives
Love, Palo

[westmex]

Hi Palo, I don't think so....

[Judith Anne]

Now darling Honorary Hillbilly, how did I know I would find you here surrounded by all this color, sound and light...you are such a sparkle you remind me of my garden in the morning!

GrandpaK built me a beautiful garden room, he made it out of the balcony, so now I have my fleurs from the E. porch in the garden room with the Atlanta Stove Co. antique table and chairs, come have a cup of tea and tell me about the dimensions...

With love and laughter...JA

[palo verde]

I love you

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
the snow melted, but the hubby got upset
bumpy past 2 days
we must be accelerating again
Love, Palo

[Judith Anne]

Then it's mutual, Dear Friend.