[Alouette]

I didn't know Gold Bond made medicated onion dip.

[Alouette]

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[RedBloodedAmerican]

"mmmm...fried or toasted...which do I confiscate...mmmmm"

[Slyfox]

(Hmmmm, this one had chocolate in it)

Uh, sir, I'm going to have to confiscate this box of bon-bons here. It is on our list of 'possible terroristic packages'.

[apackof2]

"mmmmm...I never got a free lunch when I worked for a private company!"

[CounterCounterCulture]

Pringles...now with ridges...for her pleasure.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Excuse me, sir, do you have any Dr. Pepper among your belongings? Would you go back and get some, please?

[NautiNurse]

"The owner of this suitcase isn't a bad lookin' dude...not bad at all. Mebbe I need to get my ol' man to take some of these high potency herbs and vitamins."

[bray]

I think Pringles are da Bomb!

[CounterCounterCulture]

It'd be pretty funny if it was one of those joke cannisters and one of those paper snake thingies sprang up out of it. Somebody would be wetting their pants.

[Las Vegas Dave]

Cousn Jesse wants a new laptop for his birthday, I think I see one in the next suitcase.......

[hole_n_one]

[Texaggie79]

Sir, I'm not sure about this viagra. I don't think I can let it on.

[oceanperch]

"Why do people pack food with all the 7-11's ?"

[Charles Henrickson]

"Airport security" these days--taking Grandma Schmidt's nail clippers while letting non-citizens work the ground crew--reminds me of the saying, "straining out a gnat and swallowing a camel."

[Mercuria]

"You say if I eat just a couple of these Carb-Blockers, I can eat this whole canister of Pringles and not gain an ounce?"

[Paul Atreides]

Reading label: "Property of Alec Baldwin. Touch it and die"

[jackbill]

Starting today, when I gets "federalized", and my salary is doubled, maybe I'll be able to buy some of these.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Prescription morphine and Pringles! Hot damn! I better send the kids over to the neighbors 'cause I'm coming home loaded!"

[2Fro]

"O K, Barnaby, whereinell are the chitlins? I know you got some, somewhere, and they're mine!"

[mikrofon]

Uh-oh, this discovery has drawn the attention of her new supervisor ...