[BibChr]

Tsk! A non-Fellowship-of-the-Ring aficionado! I'm shocked, I tell you — shocked!

Dan
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[redhead]

Well, I can identify him. It's my ex. I always wondered what happened to old Sweetness and Light...

[grellis]

Yeah, yeah, you and my husband. I won't see the movie until I finish the book. I can't finish the book until I start the blasted thing. I can't do that until I find where the kids put it. What does that make me? "Big 'L' for LOSER!"