Car Wash "Penis" was an "Udder" Thing Instead (whew)

Reuters ^

[Dallas]

HASTINGS, Neb. (Reuters) - A lingering mystery involving what appeared to be a severed human penis found in a Nebraska car wash has been solved, police said on Wednesday, with tests showing the organ was a cow's teat.

"I've learned more about cow parts and human parts in the past two weeks than I cared to," said Police Chief Larry Thoren.

Police launched a possible homicide investigation after the part was found near a vacuum cleaner at a car wash in Hastings on Feb. 12. Local medical officials said they thought it resembled a human penis and it was sent off to a state crime laboratory for further tests.

Thoren said test results showed it to be a cow's teat, nothing udder.

[freebilly]

Yup, they found it on the teatable.

[JAWs]

You're full of bull.

[TC Rider]

please, no pictures.

[Dallas]

com'on TC.....some of us are text impaired...therefore we need the visuals...LOL.

[ThreeOfSeven]

Somewhere under the prairie sky there's a forlorn cow mooing for, uh, never mind.

[TC Rider]

com'on TC.....some of us are text impaired...therefore we need the visuals...LOL.

Before going out on a limb begging for pictures of detached cow udders, I'll hold out for something a bit more humanoid and attached.

[Fintan]

Hey, I've had some fun in carwashs (and pictures to prove it), but...holy cow.

[Dallas]

I'll give ya ten bucks in unmarked bills if you'll post your pics...