Car Wash "Penis" was an "Udder" Thing Instead (whew)

Reuters ^

[freebilly]

Yup, they found it on the teatable.

[JAWs]

You're full of bull.

[TC Rider]

please, no pictures.

[Dallas]

com'on TC.....some of us are text impaired...therefore we need the visuals...LOL.

[ThreeOfSeven]

Somewhere under the prairie sky there's a forlorn cow mooing for, uh, never mind.

[TC Rider]

com'on TC.....some of us are text impaired...therefore we need the visuals...LOL.

Before going out on a limb begging for pictures of detached cow udders, I'll hold out for something a bit more humanoid and attached.

[Fintan]

Hey, I've had some fun in carwashs (and pictures to prove it), but...holy cow.

[Dallas]

I'll give ya ten bucks in unmarked bills if you'll post your pics...