Deadbeat Dad Agrees to Halt Sex

The Carolina Channel.com ^ | March 12, 2002 | Not listed on source

[adx]

By nature the offspring of idiots have less chance of survival and it's natures way of evening out things.

Slight problem. Stupidity in most cases has ceased to be fatal nowdays, therefore natural selection no longer works. But the Dems are sure happy to have more constituents....

[SeaDragon]

I can imagine! It is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of.

[rwfromkansas]

Well, I am of the view you can abstain....including abstaining from well, sex with yourself. But this guy well....he seems so depraved I doubt he will last a second.

[Ditter]

Aside from having an alarm on his thingy, how would this be enforced?

[Righty1]

I'll volunteer especially since I am basically intact unlike old Luther.

[nobdysfool]

A vasectomy, are you kidding? At 50 years of age and 12 children, he's just "learned" to use contraception. What a complete and utter moron. Why is it the stupid people are the ones who seem to be the most prolific?

Simple: The Government at the National, State, and local levels is so involved in "protecting" us from harm, that the natural weeding-out process has been interrupted. Ordinarily, accidents and other types of occurrences would remove these idiots from the gene pool, but now they are allowed to propogate in numbers unheard of in previous generations. That, and 40 or 50 years of public schools wherein children (who grow up to become adults) never learn how to really think. They're trained to be sheep, and to let others think the hard thoughts for them. They are taught that actions do not have consequences, other than to allow them to claim "victim" status and be rewarded for stupid behavior. We are reaping the whirlwind from the sowing to the wind that was done a generation ago.

[wimpycat]

I think probably the only way it will be enforced is they'll throw him in jail if any women in his vicinity turn up pregnant.

[wimpycat]

I think it's even simpler than that. It's a breakdown in morals. 50 years ago, somebody's daddy would have shot him for the stinking old billy goat that he is.

[fnord]

ROFLMAOSTC I give it 5 more minutes, and if I don't quit chuckling ...

[Free State Four]

I'm back! Boy, did that take a lot longer than I thought! But it was such a pleasant experience, I may just have to kill again tonight. :o)

PS I don't need hand sanitizer. I just wipe my hands on a nearby cat. (I would have used a 5 letter word beginning with p and ending with y, but I wouldn't want to get this thread yanked. Did I say yanked? Yikes!!) fsf

[wimpycat]

That was a long two minutes...

[Free State Four]

That was a long two minutes...

And worth both of them! :o) fsf

[riley1992]

but I wouldn't want to get this thread yanked. Did I say yanked? Yikes!!)

As long as you don't say 'choked', you are safe.

P.S. Use the hand sanitizer.

[Sungirl]

I don't understand how kittens fit in here...but I am not interested in a thread about some guy and his sex life. Thanks for the ping anyway.