Actor Sean Connery will lead a brigade of as many as 10,000 bagpipers through the streets of Midtown next weekend to celebrate Tartan Day.
Does this mean that this is taking place April 6 - tomorrow?
A. To get away from the sound.
Sean Connery and 10,000 other men in kilts, Riley. LOL
Q. Why are they called kilts?
A. Because someone is liable to get "kilt"if they call it a skirt.