You might want to be careful with that 'bang list', Mr. Adams...there's a LOT of those "right-wing extremist, pro second amendment, Christian-type WEIRDOS" on there! :-) Not sure how that 'list' thingie works myself; perhaps Anna or Merc can help you out.
Ahem.
That's "Right-wing Christian Patriot Militia Extremist Wackos".
Practice saying it until you can casually use it to refer to yourself when conversing with Lieberals (Notice I didn't say, "communicating"). They turn amazing shades of mauve and puce.
Jews are especially encouraged to refer to themselves as Christians in the above context when conversing with Lieberals, *especially* Jewish Lieberals, since being Christian is politically incorrect among Lieberals and being Jewish is not (sorry, fellow Jews, but that's just the way it is). They turn a *most entertaining* dead green color...