****CONDIT NAILED!**** Prosecutors Set to Indict on Obstructing Police Investigation

Nat'l Enquirer World Exclusive ^ | June 19, 2002 Issue | Mile Walker-Executive Editor

[codebreaker]

Prosecutors are set to indict the congressman on charges that he has tried to stymie the investigation into Chandra's disappearance and death, sources close to the investigation have revealed.

What's more the sources say several pieces of evidence have convinced investigators that Condit is linked to Chandra's murder.

The issue that goes on sale Friday reveals what happened when Condit appeared before a Federal Grand Jury.

[codebreaker]

Get his passport now!!

[Tai_Chung]

National Enquirer?

[codebreaker]

You bet, their reporters have been on a roll lately, ask Jesse Jackson and Rodger Clinton.

[Clara Lou]

Occasionally the Enquirer gets one right. We'll see. I hope they are. Condit is despicable, whether he was in on Chandra's murder, or not.

[AmishDude]

Now, of course this is a National Enquirer exclusive, so it has about a 50% chance of being correct. Plus, the banner headline is *Condit Nailed!* while the actual story is on obstruction of justice, which is a no-brainer, of course.

The only reason why they might have waited so long do to this is the hope of nailing him for murder. Personally, I think if they indict him for obstruction, they've given up on the murder charge.

[1Old Pro]

Occasionally the Enquirer gets one right. We'll see. I hope they are. Condit is despicable, whether he was in on Chandra's murder, or not.

DITTO THAT

[freedomson]

Yeah, and that complete body hair shave he enjoys is gonnna make him very popular in maximum security! Boooo-YAHHH!

[ChadGore]

National Enquirer? oh please.

[codebreaker]

Quote under the picure caption from source 'Investigators are expecting an indictment any day on obstruction of justice charges.'

[mhking]

The Enquirer? Don't tell me - the alien that befriended Rush Limbaugh will be the arresting officer....please.

[aristeides]

Indexing.

[Utopia]

Occasionally the Enquirer gets one right

Best investigative journalism on the planet -- Tommy Lee Jones ("K"), MiB

[aristeides]

If they indict Condit on obstruction of justice, they will presumably also indict his staffers, unless they cooperate with the investigation. That may lead to cracking the murder case.

[PoppingSmoke]

Good source! Who is the Prosecuter? Elvis?

[lavaroise]

eat sh!t cond!t (condit means talks pu$$y in French, how fitting!)

[AmishDude]

I guess my point was that on the supermarket stands the headline will be *Condit Nailed!* with none of the qualifiers.

[codebreaker]

Good point, they dont mention Dayton although as the driver for the Luray trip he will almost certainly go down with the ship.

[Frumious Bandersnatch]

Now, of course this is a National Enquirer exclusive, so it has about a 50% chance of being correct.

Still... that is superior to the NY times.

[Biblebelter]

Oh no! Poor Mark Geragos. How can he defend Wynona on one coast and Condit on another! Worms can reproduce by cutting them in two, but he is a snake not a worm. Woe is me! So many slimy clients and so few lawyers who can get the Larry King schmooze booking at the drop of a hat.

[backhoe]

Occasionally the Enquirer gets one right. We'll see. I hope they are. Condit is despicable, whether he was in on Chandra's murder, or not.

I agree!