[billbears]

Most fireworks are illegal in Nebraska. Because they're dangerous

What? Fireworks or Nebraskans? Fireworks aren't dangerous if used properly. However this man apparently didn't. BTW, have I ever told you about the bottle rocket and roman candle fights I used to have with other kids in my neighborhood?

[mamelukesabre]

Oh, the memories. I've many a war wounds sustained while engaging in bottle rocket warfare...