Alien and/or Time Traveller message

email message | 28June2002 | dragonball03

[N. Theknow]

Hello, If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Dragonball03@aol.com if you can help! Thanks

[N. Theknow]

Received this email message about four times now.

Any other FReepers gotten one like it?

Sounds as if the guy is in a real predicament....and has short legs.

[goodieD]

nah, the only spam I get is from Financial Planning Hot Babes boinking Farm Animals while giving away Free Vacations.

[My2Cents]

Convey to Dragonball that I've got my own problems.

[Sir Gawain]

My flux capacitor is out of commission. Sorry.

[TADSLOS]

Well, there's plenty of tinfoil around here on FR. I'm sure someone could spare a little to get this guy back on dimensional track.

[Maceman]

I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness to my younger self with my current mind/memory.

Who doesn't?

[mrsmith]

"replica model #50 3000 series"

Gee, I haven't seen one of them since I was a kid.
The new replicas all look alike to me.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Time to burn your email account and get a new one, and this time only give it to people you know.

[Orual]

My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings!

They be messin' with your English, too.

[RightWhale]

It's Clinton. Give him nothing.

[kcordell]

My flux capacitor is out of commission. Sorry.

You probably need to replace the Discombobulator. They will wear out over the centuries.

[maxwell]

Yeah... Uhhuh... I'd check for viruses 'fI were you, dude...

[maxwell]

the only spam I get is from Financial Planning Hot Babes boinking Farm Animals while giving away Free Vacations.

You too? How's about the one about "GROW 210% MORE BACK HAIR IN JUST TWO DAYS! GUARANTEED!" They're real tenacious lil' b@st@rds...

It don't work. Take it from me.

[Redcloak]

He needs to learn to relax. Sit down and have a cup of tea, hot, Earl Grey.

[dighton]

Foolish humans!
Your puny #50 3000 series is no match for our carbon replica disintegrators! The earth will be ours!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[bootless]

I got that one last night. I'm fresh out of all that stuff.

However, I did get another email message IN ALL CAPS from Cecilia Aku, the widow of so-and-so who died in a plane crash in Africa ... you know, the Nigerian Letter Scam via email.

I think I'm going to connect these two emailers - they can confound each other.

[mhking]

Art is due back from vacation next week...

[TADSLOS]

I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me

Sorry, Shirly McClaine's all booked up. How about Miss Cleo? She's between jobs right now.

[mdittmar]

This just in:

Ohio Democratic Representative Comments on Alien Email:

"Beam me up."

[Billthedrill]

Been there, done that. What happens is that despite your knowledge and wealth, the pimples make the supermodels stop dating you.