Al Gore: An Oaf Resurfaces

www.BSNN.net ^ | Norm Liebmann

[Hillary's Folly]

The only thing anyone can learn by being in close proximity to Bill Clinton is how to lie your ass off, and Gore has been not only an apt, but also an eager pupil. As Vice President, he began patterning himself after Bill Clinton, America's world class perjurer. Before scheduling outdoor speeches, Bubba and Al had to determine whose turn it is to wear the lightening rod. Recently, Al went on record saying, "I didn't know that thing at the Buddhist temple was a fundraiser, I thought it was a Manchurian bar mitzvah." Since uttering that barefaced fabrication, people in Washington still introduce the Gores to others as Tipper and Whopper.

Al's not as artful a flimflammer as his mentor, but in his yokel impercipience, he rationalizes, "If I tell a lie often enough it must be true, or I wouldn't keep telling it all the time." What a mentality! Al also noticed, in the Clinton White House, style trumps substance, ergo, he has re-programmed himself to look and sound like a zealot. He has raised his decibel count to where he sounds like a feminist with a bullhorn trying to voice-activate Janet Reno's vibrator, and has adapted the frenzied enthusiasm of a spastic Tasmanian devil with an over-wound mainspring on methamphetamines. Only the earth tone "schmattes" he occasionally wears, his backslapping chumminess-in-overkill demeanor, and the obscene bias of the media makes him appear other than he is, but to paraphrase Gertrude Stein - a Gore is a Gore is a Gore. Despite this disguise (cover up might be the more apt word) he's still the same plodding dolt he always was, and what follows is the conventional evidence of that.continue

[spokeshave]

Albore resurfaces....but still sappy rough wood....as one who knows....spokeshave

[spokeshave]

Caption of photo:

Albore and the tipettes....Against the Grain

Als' greatest hits at your record store today

[Paul Atreides]

[homeschool mama]

ROFL!!!

[F.J. Mitchell]

Al's voice is shrill because early on in the Clinton Gore relationship, Tipper wisely and firmly grasped the family jewels. Al can only use them with Tipper's permission.

[GnuHere]

That chick he's hugging bears a passing resemblance to Michael Jackson, no?

[Ditter]

Norm does it again! LOL

[D.P.Roberts]

Good ol' Algor: forgotten, but not gone.

[Kermit]

Nomination for laugh of the day:

"He has raised his decibel count to where he sounds like a feminist with a bullhorn trying to voice-activate Janet Reno's vibrator,..."

Y I K E S !

[Republicus2001]

Did Algore get his GED yet?

[Pagey]

God bless Norman Liebmann.

[exmoor]

No... but he got his STD.

[goliath]

Amen to that

[Teacher317]

That was my first thought as well... until I panned down a bit. ;^)

[Consort]

I think Terry MaAuliffe has other plans for Al Arnold Gore.

[Feral51]