[Cyber Liberty]

She probably wouldn't shut her yap.

[Barbie Doll]

She sure knows how to pick 'em.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Ground Fault Interrupts are good.

[Blood of Tyrants]

When you just don't know how to let her down easy....

[Gaston]

The candles and soft music were nice touches.

[IncPen]

"Woman Shocked as Romantic Interlude Ends With Pain in the Neck"

[nitetrax]

She'll probably forgive him, hire the best attormey money can buy and testify on his behalf at the trial.

[kayak]

YIKES! I don't think that's what people generally mean when they talk about putting a little sizzle in the relationship.

[The G Man]

Now I'm probably over reacting here, but I think they should consider seeing other people.

[inquest]

Kinda kills the mood, I'd say.

[Billthedrill]

Sad to say, but attempted murder is, in fact, one of the classic signs that a relationship is going sour.

[FreeTally]

Maybe his options were to tell her he was running away and marrying her sister, or to kill her.

[genefromjersey]

As the scene opens, we see Christie sitting in the tub,holding up a blow-dryer,and smiling wryly.

Christie: Raymond ! What is it ? What are you trying to say ?

Christie : ( Aside ) He gets kinda kinky sometimes !

Raymond : ( Face is contorted with frustration and rage ) ARRRGHHH !!!!!

Christie : (Grins, impishly )I told you he gets kinda kinky ! Now he wants to chase me around the house.

Raymond: ( Screams, begins tearing at his hair, and runs out of the room, slamming door behind him.) YAA-AAHHHHH!!!

Christie: Isn't that just like a man ! They have such trouble committing !!!

Lights up, Curtain , Intermission