DFU SONG: Camp Grenada (a poor guy stuck at Camp Algore) 7-24-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 7-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - CAMP GRENADA

Dearest father…were you plastered…when you paid for…Camp RAT Bastard
Here I am with liberal whiners…they are making me watch movies by Rob Reiner

Unlike lovely Pubbie women…with these I will…not go swimmin'
Oh, my goodness…they're all ugly…even for the big bucks I would not get snuggly

I am really out of place here…these RAT women…shave their face here
In the woods were lezbo lovers…let us hope that they will never become mothers

They say Algore will be speaking…I know that I…will be freaking
He's a fool and a liar…the best thing for him would be a funeral pyre

I was bad and I am sorry…but this punishment is gory
May I go…it really is more hideous than you could ever know

I swear I have learned my lesson…with your Jag I won't be messin'
One more day…and I will blow my brains out…so do not delay

Wait a minute…on the water…there's a boat with…Satan's Daughter
I can't take it…seeing Rodham…through the counselor's door they'll never fit her bottom

Look who showed up…Uncle Teddy…he is drunk and he is sweaty
He screams that his brakes were shoddy…and is asking help in searching for her body

[doug from upland]

GORE OPENS CAMP FOR YOUNG RAT ACTIVISTS

[sultan88]

Excellent!!

[Zathras]

Ahh, Doug and his talent for parody.
Like a breath of fresh air.

[Commander8]

A place to send Al Qaeda prisoners when Gitmo Bay becomes overpopulated.

[doug from upland]

To the ping list. Anyone else want to be on it? So far, two people is pretty easy to manage.