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Okay, so I took a real story about the Tornado count being down and had a little fun with it. Is it so hard to believe?
1 posted on 07/26/2002 1:55:03 PM PDT by Gumlegs
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Clinton noted, "More Americans will die during the Bush administration. That is a fact."

Well, let's see... at least 3000 people that have died during the Bush admin are YOUR FAULT. Where do we go from here?

2 posted on 07/26/2002 2:04:50 PM PDT by upchuck
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LOL gum. When i saw this on the forum page I thought to myself, "Oh, this is gonna be good!"

You did not dissappoint.

I'm waiting for THE SCUMBAG to make a really big deal out of the fact that the sun did not burn out during his eight, long years of raping and pillaging our precious country.

3 posted on 07/26/2002 2:07:45 PM PDT by upchuck
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Actually, I thought that you were going to tie this to global warming somehow. I think that global warming would be more likely to produce tornadoes by putting more energy in the air, but it might not work that way. In any case, this is good satire.

WFTR
Bill

5 posted on 07/26/2002 2:51:22 PM PDT by WFTR
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"Okay, so I took a real story about the Tornado count being down and had a little fun with it. Is it so hard to believe?"

Great fun and I really enjoyed it!!

Gary
7 posted on 07/27/2002 8:06:22 PM PDT by Chu Gary
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Okay, so I took a real story about the Tornado count being down and had a little fun with it. Is it so hard to believe?

You write for The Onion don't you? This is very funny, thanks for sharing!!

9 posted on 07/28/2002 4:52:40 PM PDT by WellsFargo94
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I figured it was due to the fact that there is less hot air coming out of the White House.
11 posted on 07/28/2002 4:57:22 PM PDT by reg45
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Tornado Count Well Below Average; Clinton Claims Credit

Because he had all the vacuum creators occupied?
13 posted on 07/28/2002 5:18:34 PM PDT by aruanan
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