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Mysterious Black Blobs Mystify Town
CBS News ^ | August 3, 2002

Posted on 08/03/2002 7:36:10 AM PDT by gitmo

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Flocks of Cedar Waxwings?

ETs holding candle-light vigils?

Has Henry Waxman been seen in the vicinity?

1 posted on 08/03/2002 7:36:10 AM PDT by gitmo
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To: gitmo
Steve McQueen, call your office.
2 posted on 08/03/2002 7:37:33 AM PDT by First_Salute
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To: gitmo; dighton; Orual; general_re
Paraffin wax is used in industrial processes and for making candles.

Redundancy-squad-team-alert-ping.

paraffin. n. a waxy, solid substance, used in candles and sealing materials.

(In Brit English paraffin is kerosene.)

3 posted on 08/03/2002 7:41:39 AM PDT by aculeus
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  ...Mysterious amorphous black blobs

 

4 posted on 08/03/2002 7:41:42 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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5 posted on 08/03/2002 7:46:02 AM PDT by gitmo
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LOL
6 posted on 08/03/2002 7:46:49 AM PDT by gitmo
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"New people are coming down with asthma."

New people - I guess the old and used people aren't being affected.

7 posted on 08/03/2002 7:47:01 AM PDT by Orual
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aka: Department of Redundancy Department
8 posted on 08/03/2002 7:47:57 AM PDT by gitmo
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Wanda Johnson is skeptical. The 46-year-old salon worker is less concerned about black goo than she is about whether there are secret plans to raze all the homes in the neighborhood.

The voice of reason. I wonder if Wanda has considered whether the black goo is part of the insidious plot to raze the neighborhood.

We're through the looking-glass here, people....

9 posted on 08/03/2002 7:52:29 AM PDT by general_re
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The mysterious blobs are paraffin from ancient aircraft.
10 posted on 08/03/2002 8:24:47 AM PDT by dighton
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Bump! 'n Run!

Remember the cooler, the ice rink.

Oh my gosh!

That's it!

The earth is getting warmer, and the return of the blobs are "proof!"

11 posted on 08/03/2002 8:34:49 AM PDT by First_Salute
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Someone needs to tell this woman that a tin-foil hat will protect her from the blobs.
12 posted on 08/03/2002 8:35:21 AM PDT by Ditter
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This is nothing to be concerned about. When it gets hot, changelings will sometimes stick to the pavement.
13 posted on 08/03/2002 8:42:28 AM PDT by Redcloak
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LOL
14 posted on 08/03/2002 8:48:58 AM PDT by gitmo
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The earth is getting warmer, and the return of the blobs are "proof!"

Exactly. Different entities can be detected visually within different temperature ranges — it's the thermal analog of the electromagnetic spectrum. If the temperature continues to rise, the dinosaurs will again become visible. If the temperature drops to minus 500°, for example, than humans will not be visible.

15 posted on 08/03/2002 8:52:51 AM PDT by Consort
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One is driven to waxing philosophical over these mysterious blobs.
16 posted on 08/03/2002 9:00:28 AM PDT by Orual
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The candle explanation is beginning to taper off.
17 posted on 08/03/2002 9:08:17 AM PDT by Consort
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To: gitmo
Let me get my tinfoil hat on then Ill start commenting on this LOL.
18 posted on 08/03/2002 9:12:14 AM PDT by weikel
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ROTFLMAO!
19 posted on 08/03/2002 9:13:23 AM PDT by dubyagee
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I could wax eloquent about amorphous black blobs but I think I'll wax Roth instead. parsy, wiggling his cigar.
20 posted on 08/03/2002 9:19:47 AM PDT by parsifal
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