[gitmo]

Flocks of Cedar Waxwings?

ETs holding candle-light vigils?

Has Henry Waxman been seen in the vicinity?

[First_Salute]

Steve McQueen, call your office.

[aculeus]

Paraffin wax is used in industrial processes and for making candles.

Redundancy-squad-team-alert-ping.

paraffin. n. a waxy, solid substance, used in candles and sealing materials.

(In Brit English paraffin is kerosene.)

[Oldeconomybuyer]

  ...Mysterious amorphous black blobs

 

[Ditter]

Someone needs to tell this woman that a tin-foil hat will protect her from the blobs.

[Redcloak]

This is nothing to be concerned about. When it gets hot, changelings will sometimes stick to the pavement.

[weikel]

Let me get my tinfoil hat on then Ill start commenting on this LOL.

[chuknospam]

Thought perhpas it might be a story about Coco Beach, FL. Black tar blobs wash up on the beach constantly. The beach front motels keep rags & tar remover at the door so that you can clean your bare feet before you enter.

[concentric circles]

While this device was built to operate on liquid propane gas other fuels may be used and in a neighborhood where paraffin is abundant and inexpensive this may be the fuel of preference.

Because paraffin burns at a much lower temperature there is a greater liklihood of vaporized fuel presence in the exhaust. As it is exhausted the vapor will cool and resultant condensation will allow formation of liquid droplets of unburned paraffin. You can imagine the wide dispersal of this paraffin mist in the exhaust plume especially if it is transported in the open bed of a pickup truck while the occupants cruise the local streets.

The simplest solution is often the best answer.

[StriperSniper]

Sanders fears the stuff is causing health maladies. "A lot of people are complaining about headaches," she said.

Shhhhh....everyone be very quiet and you can hear it....it's the sound of thousands of wingtips approaching.

GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!! LAWYER STAMPEDE COMING!!!!!

[LRS]

New Jersey, take a hint! Re elect Torricelli, and expect locusts, frogs, and a variety of other plagues to follow...

[Grampa Dave]

This solves the mystery of the Black Blobs on the sidewalks. These two black racists were there and left their DNA trail/samples aka Black Blobs.

If you look closely, you can see a Black Blob appear before your very own eyes:

[Bars4Bill]

Some residents still fear for their health and worry the blobs might signal the end of their neighborhood.

Too late. Camden ended a long time ago.

[INSENSITIVE GUY]

"IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE"!

[sheik yerbouty]

Multiple Al Sharptons?