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Scientists reveal ideal European nose size (AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT)
Ananova ^ | August 25, 2002 | Ananova

Posted on 08/25/2002 12:48:10 PM PDT by MadIvan

Swiss scientists have worked out the ideal dimensions for a European nose.

They say at the age of 30, the average European man's nose is 5.8cm long, and sticks out 2.6cm from the face.

For a woman of the same age, the average length is 5.1cm with 2.2cm sticking out.

In the first research of its kind, scientists and doctors have put together growth charts showing normal nose sizes for every age group from newborn to 97.

The aim of the research, reported in the American Journal of Medical Genetics, is to help doctors diagnose particular syndromes where nose size can be an early symptom of disease.

The Independent on Sunday says Swiss researchers looked at more than 2,500 European noses, around 50 from each age group.

The team measured the length, the distance the nose sticks out, and the distance between the bottom of the nose and the upper lip, known as the philtrum.

Findings also show nose size and protrusion to be larger in males. Continual growth development could be expected throughout adulthood because noses are mainly formed of cartilage which, unlike the bony structures of the head, continue to enlarge.

By the time a man reaches his 97th birthday, his nose is likely to be at least 6.6cm long while a woman's nose at the same age will have grown to 6.1cm.

The researchers say the data only works for those of European descent.


TOPICS: Germany; News/Current Events; Russia; Unclassified; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: nose; switzerland; wasteofmoney
Discussions about wasting money and the French looking down their noses are welcome. ;)

Regards, Ivan

1 posted on 08/25/2002 12:48:11 PM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
How big should the nostril openings be? And how thick the nose hair? We need to know this.
2 posted on 08/25/2002 1:02:25 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
How big should the nostril openings be? And how thick the nose hair? We need to know this.

You may do, but oh am I glad I've had dinner long ago... ;)

Regards, Ivan

3 posted on 08/25/2002 1:04:03 PM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
Well well ... for the first time in my life I can claim to be in the 99th+ percentile of something ...

Unfortunately, it's in the statistical distribution of human nose size measurements. Me, Jimmy Durante, and Karl Malden I guess.

4 posted on 08/25/2002 1:14:45 PM PDT by Camber-G
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To: Camber-G
Unfortunately, it's in the statistical distribution of human nose size measurements. Me, Jimmy Durante, and Karl Malden I guess.

Well look on the bright side, Jimmy Durante did not die poor. ;)

Regards, Ivan

5 posted on 08/25/2002 1:15:49 PM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
Pretty big.

Kennewick Man, discovered in Kennewick, WA, in 1996. Dated to 9,300 B.C., strongly suggesting that Europeans beat today's American Indians to the Americas. Indians are using the federal government to force the immediate hiding and reburial of all such bones before they can be studied further, which would likely reveal that they were not the "original Americans" after all.

The horror...the horror...

http://clovisandbeyond.org/

6 posted on 08/25/2002 1:22:49 PM PDT by pabianice
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To: pabianice
He looks vaguely like Patrick Stewart.

Jean-Luc, that you? ;)

Regards, Ivan

7 posted on 08/25/2002 1:24:00 PM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
There's a Michael Jackson joke in here somewhere, just waiting to be let out...
8 posted on 08/25/2002 1:25:17 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill
There's a Michael Jackson joke in here somewhere, just waiting to be let out...

Yes perhaps he realised his nose was taking on French proportions and in desperation he had it whittled down... ;)

Regards, Ivan

9 posted on 08/25/2002 1:26:59 PM PDT by MadIvan
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To: pabianice
...reveal that they were not the "original Americans" after all.

"Alleged Native Americans" has a rice ring to it!

10 posted on 08/25/2002 1:35:21 PM PDT by Mark was here
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To: MadIvan
The ultimate French nose would have no openings at all. The smell would be eliminated as a Euro-issue.
11 posted on 08/25/2002 2:23:03 PM PDT by AdA$tra
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To: AdA$tra
The ultimate French nose would have no openings at all. The smell would be eliminated as a Euro-issue.

Then they'd start claiming EU grants as they would be "nasally challenged". No thank you. ;)

Regards, Ivan

12 posted on 08/25/2002 2:24:33 PM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
I had a series of dreams last night where Patrick Stewart was a salty old sailor in charge of a harbor where I was working moving boats around. Of course I live in Kansas....few harbors here.
13 posted on 08/25/2002 2:25:29 PM PDT by AdA$tra
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To: MadIvan
The good news... US tax dollars didn't pay for this.
14 posted on 08/25/2002 2:28:35 PM PDT by Esoterica
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To: AdA$tra
I had a series of dreams last night where Patrick Stewart was a salty old sailor in charge of a harbor where I was working moving boats around. Of course I live in Kansas....few harbors here.

Great, now I will have dreams of Patrick Stewart singing "Oklahoma". ;)

Ooooooklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain...

Regards, Ivan

15 posted on 08/25/2002 2:34:33 PM PDT by MadIvan
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To: Esoterica
The good news... US tax dollars didn't pay for this.

Swiss francs did. I suspect that if the public gets wind of this, there will be some explaining to do.

Regards, Ivan

16 posted on 08/25/2002 2:35:16 PM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
LOL...
17 posted on 08/26/2002 6:12:25 AM PDT by AdA$tra
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To: MadIvan
The aim of the research, reported in the American Journal of Medical Genetics, is to help doctors diagnose particular syndromes where nose size can be an early symptom of disease.

When applied to Billy Jeff Clinton, it's probably a symptom of drug abuse!

18 posted on 09/19/2002 9:30:23 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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