[Fred Mertz]

This is too good and accurate, dfu. Thanks!

[exit82]

Home of the Deranged

Away from the show is where Alan stays,

Can't you just tell,

He's in liberal hell,

Is that hair, or is it a toupee?

[exit82]

Home of the Deranged

Away from the show is where Alan stays,

Can't you just tell,

He's in liberal hell,

Is that hair, or is it a toupee?

[lexington minuteman 1775]

BWHAHAHAHAHA.Now This is funny.

[HumanaeVitae]

There's another home, where Colmes can roam
It might even be this summer's sleeper
Well Colmes has a home where he can park his ugly dome
If HBO ever needs a new Cryptkeeper.

My contribution.

[brat]

Poor Alan! LOL Hannity said that Colmes gets the worst email he's ever read....nasty and vicious! LOL

[doug from upland]

Ping list

[Vidalia]

Give Colmes a break.

Having that heavy metal (sorry, Ozzie) plate to cover the gaping holes in his logic attached to his cranium must not be all that fun, especially with the new and improved "professional" security experts at our national airports.

Or does he just hide out in NY with his friends and avoid those metal detectors?

Does his head "list to the left" when walking...?

[rockfish59]

I don't have cable.
Does he still wear those 'Look at me, I'm an intellectual' glasses?

Thanks for the HTML tip! =^)

Golden Gate Fog

[Jagdgewehr]

DFU, you are quite talented.

Exellent!

[yoe]

Is there a Mrs. Colmes?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Send this one to Charlie Daniels. Maybe he'll sing it next time he's on their show.

[RollingThunder]

This is great. Rotflol

[TLBSHOW]

Good song doug

[sultan88]

That was Super!!

[floriduh voter]

In American Idol Simon fashion, "I have nothing to add because that was amazing." You are another Whitney Houston (sarcasm). That's what Simon says. FV