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DFU SONG: Home on the Range (Alan Colmes is strange) 8-26-02
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 8-2002
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 08/26/2002 9:16:58 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - HOME ON THE RANGE
Oh, give me a show where the liberals can't go
Where the good guy conservatives play
Where we will not hear any DemocRAT smear
And there's no Billy Boy DNA
Colmes, Colmes is deranged
and besides he is so very strange
He's still on his knees and forgives Clinton sleaze
How does Sean go to work everyday
He looks not all there
and his tight underwear
May be very well choking his brain
He seems to be lost
does he come to work sauced
He is really a major league pain
Colmes, Colmes is deranged
and besides he is so very strange
He's still on his knees and forgives Clinton sleaze
How does Sean go to work everyday
Get close, you can tell
he has that liberal smell
Just use logic and he falls apart
He doesn't make sense
goodness, that man is dense
He is easy for Sean to outsmart
Colmes, Colmes is deranged
and besides he is so very strange
He's still on his knees and forgives Clinton sleaze
How does Sean go to work everyday
He's still on his knees and forgives Clinton sleaze
How does Sean go to work everyday
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KEYWORDS: bizarroworld; fromarea51; leftistwhackjob; notnormal; weirdo
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To: doug from upland
This is too good and accurate, dfu. Thanks!
To: doug from upland
Home of the Deranged
Away from the show is where Alan stays,
Can't you just tell,
He's in liberal hell,
Is that hair, or is it a toupee?
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posted on
08/26/2002 9:26:47 PM PDT
by
exit82
To: doug from upland
Home of the Deranged
Away from the show is where Alan stays,
Can't you just tell,
He's in liberal hell,
Is that hair, or is it a toupee?
4
posted on
08/26/2002 9:26:59 PM PDT
by
exit82
To: doug from upland
BWHAHAHAHAHA.Now This is funny.
To: doug from upland
There's another home, where Colmes can roam
It might even be this summer's sleeper
Well Colmes has a home where he can park his ugly dome
If HBO ever needs a new Cryptkeeper.
My contribution.
To: doug from upland
Poor Alan! LOL Hannity said that Colmes gets the worst email he's ever read....nasty and vicious! LOL
7
posted on
08/26/2002 10:13:19 PM PDT
by
brat
To: Looking4Truth; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; whoever; buffyt; demnomo; dutchess
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To: doug from upland
Give Colmes a break.
Having that heavy metal (sorry, Ozzie) plate to cover the gaping holes in his logic attached to his cranium must not be all that fun, especially with the new and improved "professional" security experts at our national airports.
Or does he just hide out in NY with his friends and avoid those metal detectors?
Does his head "list to the left" when walking...?
9
posted on
08/26/2002 10:40:43 PM PDT
by
Vidalia
To: Vidalia
My goodness, Colmes really does get abuse, doesn't he?
To: doug from upland
I don't have cable.
Does he still wear those 'Look at me, I'm an intellectual' glasses?
Thanks for the HTML tip! =^)
Golden Gate Fog
To: rockfish59
I haven't had cable for years so I can't tell you. I basically do not watch television.
To: doug from upland
DFU, you are quite talented.
Exellent!
To: doug from upland
Is there a Mrs. Colmes?
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posted on
08/27/2002 2:23:07 AM PDT
by
yoe
To: doug from upland
Send this one to Charlie Daniels. Maybe he'll sing it next time he's on their show.
To: doug from upland
This is great. Rotflol
To: tinacart; Slyfox; ErnBatavia; doug from upland; Boxsford; martin_fierro; Geezerette; MeeknMing; ...
You'll have to admit, he was good in "Return of the Jedi."
To: Paul Atreides
Alan Colmes. He has a body for radio.
18
posted on
08/27/2002 3:25:20 PM PDT
by
My2Cents
To: doug from upland; Paul Atreides
Ping listWith me and Paul on this list, I presume that this is the smart @ss list
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posted on
08/27/2002 3:30:52 PM PDT
by
dinasour
To: Paul Atreides; doug from upland; Snow Bunny; Alamo-Girl; onyx; Republican Wildcat; Howlin; ...
Good picture, Paul! Great Song Parody, DFU! Thanks, folks!
Alan Colmes
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my General Interest ping list!. . .don't be shy.
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