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DFU SONG: Camp Grenada (Bob Beckel --- ha ha ha ha ha) 8-30-02
DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 08/30/2002 8:18:18 PM PDT by doug from upland

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From Golf Journal, November/December 1999 - "Family Affair"
by David Shefter

[Leland] Beckel arrived [at the 13th Women's Mid-Amateur in 1999 at Cherokee Town and Country Club, Dunwoody, GA] with one goal: win five matches. If she could achieve that, she would continue a summer progression that saw her win two matches at the Southern, three at the Western and four at the Trans-National. Beckel, who played professionally on mini-tours from 1992-94 before regaining her amateur status, reached the round of 16 at the U.S. Women's Amateur last summer and was one of nine-mid-amateurs (age 25 and over) to qualify for match play at the Women's Amateur in August. She eventually fell in 20 holes to Celeste Troche of Paraguay.

Now if she could only fight off the yips. That old demon snuck back into Backless putter while shooting an 82 in the first round of stroke play. A top from club member and championship general chairman Joseph Ester acted as a temporary fix. Beckel, the wife of CBS political analyst Bob Beckel and mother of 5- and 4- year olds, easily qualified for match play and posted victories over Brenda Williams (4 and 2), Pam Harnack (1 up), Kraus (2 and 1) and Melanie Curtin (4 and 3).

What came next might go down in the annals of not only Women's Mid-Am history, but USGA history, as one of the great comebacks of all time. Against two-time Curtis Cup player Pat Cornett of Mill Valley, Calif., Beckel hit only two greens on the front nine and trailed by 5 down. It easily could have been six as Cornett missed a three-footer that would have won the par-4 eighth. At the turn, a Texan - quarter finalist Creekmore, not Ryder Cup captain Ben Crenshaw - gave Beckel a brief pep talk. A Cherokee member also offered some encouragement.

"They told me, 'Swing at the damn ball. You've got to get it together,' " Beckel said. "I felt like I just wanted to not make it embarrassing. I know how to play golf and I know I don't shoot 42 (for nine holes). I ate a protein bar and drank some water and started feeling much better."

Cornett helped out by missing a three-footer to lose the 10th, but Beckel's putter heated up as she drained the birdies at the 11th, 13th and 15th, the last coming when she nailed a 7-wood from 188 yards to reach the 436-yard hole in two. She two-putter to square the match. Beckel also won the dogleg right, par-4 12th with a par when Cornett's tee shot found the right fairway bunker, and she grabbed her first lead on the toughest par 4 on the course, the uphill, 401-yard 16th, with another par. "I could feel the momentum and it was swinging my way," Beckel said. " I had left the ugly twin sister on the ninth hole."

A brilliant 21-foot birdie from the fringe by Cornett at the 17th squared the match again, but at the 18th she popped her drive barely over the pond and into some bushes marked as part of the hazard. She extricated her ball with an 8-iron but then pulled her 3-wood left of the green, allowing Beckel to win.

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Said Beckel, "I didn't think about the front nine anymore and started to say to myself, 'These (spectators) are not going away. There's a lot of match left. You have some integrity here. You need to get it together.' (Club member and caddie) Chuck (Kuhn) was able to help me with that."

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Well, well. His kids are now 8 and 7. Hey Bob, if they missed the oral sex discussion during Sinkmaster's years, I guess the kids are about to get a lesson about daddy.

I can see them at show and tell discussing what they did over the summer. "Well, daddy got extorted for 50 grand by the woman giving BJs while mommy was gone. She wasn't paying enough attention to his putter."

Who has a wife named Leland?

21 posted on 08/30/2002 10:45:22 PM PDT by doug from upland
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From: SENIOR AUCTION XXI

Golf in New Albany, OH
Donated by Russell Gertmenian
Esimated Value: $400.00
Golf for three in New Albany, Ohio. Golf Magazine ranks
this course 28th in the United States and 48th in the
world.

Golf Lessons from the GU Golf Coach
Donated by Georgetown Women's Golf
Esimated Value: Priceless
Golf lesson with the Georgetown Women's Golf Coach, Leland
Beckel. This includes a one hour session at the Columbia
Country Club.

23 posted on 08/31/2002 8:16:22 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: Chad Fairbanks
LOL. I'm sorta leaning towards The Oral Report.

Arghhh, Dems and Libs are disgusting. No wonder they worship at the sleazy shrine of the Sinkmeister. As a former liberal, I can attest that most Rat males were far worse than any conservatives that I had met in regards to being a jerk towards women. They thought nothing of philandering, using, abusing or demeaning women when it came to sex, er, "their private life" matters.

Because the majority of liberal males have become "enlightened" and have no shame, (the latter is a term which is considered by most libs to be guilt-ridden, prudish, religious, conservative, has-been and too moral for the furthering of their "self esteem") they were always the ones to lean heavily on, threaten or abandon a woman if she became a nuisance or pregnant with their child. I'm sure that they were thankful that they attended a NOW meeting once and that abortion was cheap and legal. (Emphasis on the cheap...) HYPOCRITES!

24 posted on 08/31/2002 9:00:12 AM PDT by demnomo
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To: demnomo
I'm sorta leaning towards The Oral Report.

LOL...

usually, conservative males tend to own up to their mistakes and admit they were wrong... "progressive" men, on the other hand, use it as a badge of honor - a status symbol, if you will...

25 posted on 08/31/2002 9:02:50 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks
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To: doug from upland
Who has a wife named Leland? Maybe nobody!

I just did a search of the Washington Compost to see if they had covered the story. The only thing on their site was in the Real Estate section on Thursday (8/29):

BETHESDA AREA

ARROWOOD RD., 7505-Robert G. and L. Beckel to Elise L. and Steven A. Museles, $1.195 million.

Gee, I wonder why they were selling their home???

In Maryland, you can look up individual properties to check assessments. From that web site it looks like they bought it in 1996 for $680,000. Nice, tidy profit - except it looks like the Mrs. might be getting all of it.
26 posted on 08/31/2002 9:11:56 AM PDT by jackbill
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To: doug from upland
Click here to see a picture of the soon-to-be Ex-Mrs. Beckel.

http://www.guhoyas.com/sports/w-golf/spec-rel/lbeckel.html

Actually, she's not a bad looker. Much better looking than Tiffany.
27 posted on 08/31/2002 9:15:35 AM PDT by jackbill
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Yup. One thing that I noticed as I became a conservative was how conservatives usually own up to and take responsibility for their actions. The few fools who tried to play the liberal blame game and cry "victim" when caught red-handed were swiftly ostracized and deposed by their fellow conservatives. And not only on matters of sex, er, "their private lives."

If the rare Democrat/liberal person (like Schippers for example) tries to point out that another liberal is being dishonest, corrupt, immoral or displaying reprehensible behavior towards other human beings, the majority of Dems and libs refuse to acknowledge it. Even worse, the left will ignore, gang up on and/or kill the messenger, even if that messenger is one of them and is telling the truth...

28 posted on 08/31/2002 9:18:03 AM PDT by demnomo
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To: demnomo
Glad you saw the truth, my friend :0)
29 posted on 08/31/2002 9:33:11 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks
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To: doug from upland
Good one, Doug! Will Bill Clinton come to Beckel's defense, to return the many favors??? Who's next, Bill Press? LOL
30 posted on 08/31/2002 9:55:35 AM PDT by katze
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To: jackbill
She must be about 20 years younger than him.
31 posted on 08/31/2002 10:51:55 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
She must be about 20 years younger than him.

Graduating from UVA in 1988 would make her about 37 +/-. He's gotta be pushing 50 - maybe backwards.

32 posted on 08/31/2002 11:05:22 AM PDT by jackbill
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To: jackbill
I had read about the year of her graduation and pegged her at about 35. He's got to be at least 55 since he ran Mondale's LOSER campaign in '84.
33 posted on 08/31/2002 11:31:17 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: jackbill
Ha,ha,ha! I love this story, and it keeps getting better and better. I wonder if Ms beckel swings like most lady golfers. Maybe bobby had to pay for bj's cause the mrs wouldn't do it with a man.
34 posted on 08/31/2002 2:14:38 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: ozzymandus
I wonder if Ms beckel swings like most lady golfers.

If she didn't before, she likely is now.

35 posted on 08/31/2002 2:19:12 PM PDT by jackbill
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To: jackbill
I finally found it. He was born in 1950. So, he's about 16-17 years older.
36 posted on 08/31/2002 3:47:27 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
It's all clear now...Leland paid the hooker so she wouldn't have to touch the disgusting, fat old man herself. Smart girl! If he was my husband I wouldn't care if he fooled around, either.
37 posted on 09/01/2002 4:37:16 AM PDT by NYpeanut
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To: doug from upland
Great job! Beckel is really the whore but I'm sure that will be missed in the ensuing ruckus. He was going to dig up dirt on the electoral college and change the election of 2000. I hope they use his own dirt to bury him.
38 posted on 09/01/2002 4:46:50 AM PDT by Movemout
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To: Lobster 6
I've noticed many comparisons of Beckel and Clinton. To Mr. Beckel I can only say:

"Mr. Beckel, I know Bill Clinton. He is a friend. You, Sir, are no Bill Clinton!"

39 posted on 09/01/2002 5:27:09 AM PDT by albee
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To: albee
What is it with these Democrat advisors? Dick Morris used high priced whores at Washington hotels and humiliated his spouse. The humiliation for Mrs. Beckel and her children is more than cruel. Lack of truth and loyalty seem to be
the norm among Democrat higher ups? Seems to me that loyalty to spouse falls in line with loyalty to country.
Looking at Bill Clinton's loyalty to family and supporters
fell right in line with his loyalty to America. He put himself first. Beckel, Morris and Clinton.......Democrat legacy building.
40 posted on 09/01/2002 5:45:49 AM PDT by oldironsides
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