[E. Pluribus Unum]

Sibrel, 37, said he reported the assault to police and was seeking an assault charge against the 72-year-old astronaut.

This guy's hero is obviously Michael Moore. This whole incident is straight out of "Roger and Me."

As far as the "assault" goes, it takes quite a piece of work to deliberately antagonize a man 35 years his senior and then run blubbering to the police when he gets the response he was looking for.

[The Great Satan]

Sibril's new book, "Stupid White Astronauts," is sure to be a big hit with the DU crowd.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

What a jerk. He got what he was asking for.