Iraq Says It's Free of Nuclear Weapons

Associated Press ^ | Thursday, September 19, 2002

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

And they rub for gins and jeanie's to pop out of bottles while they smoke their hashish pipes... Ask the Clinton's to interpret this for us...free... of...nuclear weapons...

They did not say missles,sylos,warheads, bio-chemicals,west nile,anthrax...etc...etc...

[sheik yerbouty]

We'll just have to send a few via air fright..

[JimSEA]

In the truth is stranger than fiction catagory -- Berkeley, San Francisco, and Cambridge in declaring itself a "nuclear-free zone" do want to do away with nuclear and coal powere plant, going instead to pind power generation. However the PETA folk are worried that birds will be harmed by the propellers of the windmills!!! Amazing USA!!

[John Lenin]

If Naji Sabri says so, it must be true. Yea, right !

[JimSEA]

Powered -- wind -- sorry my proofreader is incompetent.

[OldFriend]

Pop pop fizz fizz what a relief it is.......Iraq is a saintly country after all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mhking]

For those of you who don't know Arabic, Naji Sabir translates as Joe Isuzu.

Don't malign ol' Joe!

Even he has enough sense to know that this is a "bad deal!"

[Poohbah]

Iraq is free of nuclear, biological and chemical weapons, the country's foreign minister told the United Nations in a speech Thursday that included excerpts of a letter from Saddam Hussein.

"Immediately after this statement, lightning came from a cloudless sky and incinerated the foreign minister on the spot, and a deep, booming, voice was heard to say, 'Look, buddy, I didn't create the Universe last night!'"

[Lil'freeper]

Paging Mr. Subliminal Man....

``I herby declare before you that Iraq is clear of all nuclear, chemical and biological weapons we've handed them over to Al-Queda already so who knows where they are- Ha Ha!,'' Sabir said

[fivecatsandadog]

``I herby declare before you that Iraq is clear of all nuclear, chemical and biological weapons"

Today...

[lavaroise]

Iraq is free to babble whatever bull as long as it holds the evidence hostage.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Iraq is free of nuclear, biological and chemical weapons, the country's foreign minister told the United Nations in a speech Thursday that included excerpts of a letter from Saddam Hussein.

Well, I guess that settles it. Time to move on.

[dfwgator]

Nazi spokesman, "All of our Jews are happy and are at work camps."

[Mixer]

"tell us which places and scientific installations they would wish to see"

Unless they are places where we have weapons hidden and of course the answer then is no.

/end unconditional return of "UN inspections team" rant

[INSENSITIVE GUY]

No nukes huh?You don't h*mp camels either!

[evad]

I KNEW Bush was lying :-)

[HarryDunne]

Iraq Says It's Free of Nuclear Weapons   

[crypt2k]

Maybe they are thinking if a nuclear weapon is in three pieces on a table it's not a weapon.

[Species8472]

[Vets_Husband_and_Wife]

What a MISquote!!!! I heard the speech, and Foreign Minister Naji Sabri of Iraq said "Iraq IS NOW free of Nuclear and Biological Weapons". I even said outloud "NOW?"

Did they give them to someone else? OR, are they simply lying. But either way, it was a slip of tongue. Then to see it reported out of context is even worst. Sheesh!!