[RobFromGa]

Dear Mr. Bush:

So sorry to call you Adolf. You are not worthy of this title. Please let your Jewish friends know that we are on to them.

Sincerely, Schroedy

[Grut]

As a Republican President, shouldn't Bush be used to being compared to Hitler by now?

[dfwgator]

Bush to Schroeder, "Go schtup yourself."

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

It's going to take more than a letter to make me feel that they really are our allies.

[TheGrimReaper]

Dear Herr Schroeder:

Remember that "Marshall Plan" thing from about 57 years ago? Well, we're working on "Marshall Plan II"... and this time we won't be dropping any food, you ignorant schnitzel-faced buffoon!

Have a nice day,

Your pal,
George "Cowboy" Bush

[TheBigB]

Hey Schroedy...

[kezekiel]

Dear Herr President Bush:

Thank you for pulling my frigging country from out of the rubble, feeding my people, pouring billions into our economy, saving us from Soviet domination, and helping us rebuild into an economic and financial powerhouse, despite the fact that we gassed six million Jews and nearly destroyed civilization in Europe. Now, please stand there and be our whipping boy so we can prove how independent we are from you and how morally superior we are to you warmongering Americans.

Danka,

Gerhard

P.S.: Sorry. Whatever. See you in the U.N., schmuck.

[OldFriend]

I read the first response from Schroeder.......full of weasel words.....big time.

[wideawake]

Thanks for the letter, Gerry. Now fire that sour-faced, Communist lesbian c*nt.

[glock rocks]

we've kicked your arrogant asses twice. are you with us, or is third the charm? the likes of atta seem to eminate from your climes.

[kezekiel]

"Now, I am as happy as a little girl..."

[demlosers]

Shroeder first makes an election campaign issue of Iraq and then one of his Ministers compares Bush to Mr. Evil of the 20th century.
Shroeder: 'Herrn President Bush we really didn't mean it We really are your friend. Can Sie come to da Vaterland for beer and wurst and a little kissy face.'

[kezekiel]

Because, maybe you needed a little reminder, Fritz.

[cynicom]

I still say we should bomb their sauerkraut factories. Ungrateful kraut socialists. Had Hitler won, Schroeders title would be Der Fueher and we would be in the ovens.

[Joe Boucher]

He ought to put his lips on Mr. Bushs butt and say thank you sir.

[The Vast Right Wing]

Dear President Bush,

We Germans really don't think you are Hitler and once this stupid election is over (I really do wish we could do away with them) I will gladly back your attack on Iraq. This whole mess is due to my needlessly cynical election strategy of acting like I hate America, however I really love America and certainly want you to continue to keep all those American soldiers and their families in Germany where they spend so much of their hard earned dollars.

Hugs & Kisses,

Schroed's

[hellinahandcart]

Well, let's see how I did...

[PhilDragoo]

Dear Chancellor Chancre

No need to apologize, mein freunde.

The noise you hear overhead is a fleet of C-5 Galaxies removing our military presence.

As my friends on Free Republic like to say,

All your base are belong to us.

If you need a job after Sunday, the new Ramstein Wal-Mart is hiring.

Marshal Bush

p.s. Tell your friend Dumber-Gremlin that Janet Reno needs someone to sit on her hands when they shake.

[Dog Gone]

Schroeder is Germany's Bill Clinton. He'll "feel Bush's pain" without really apologizing. It will all be a misunderstanding.

Watch.

[John Jorsett]

Just posted the article that Drudge finally linked to here.

[finnman69]

From the Desk of George W. Bush

Dear Gerhard

Don't make me come over there and kick your ass AGAIN!

Dubya